hey. I'm Isolt. And I go to Ilvermorny school of witch-craft and wizardry, until five minutes ago when I just called to the headmasters office to be expelled - what for I have no clue. Mom won't tell me shit and dads dead. Interrogating siblings won't work because I have none. So now I'm moving to this dumb school called Hogwarts. I get to hang out in stupid London with all the British lunatics who speak like they're 100x better than me. Lucky me. [story includes swearing etc - recommend 13+]