Wiccan Humor
:) For all the wiccans out there!
Freedom of religion includes mine. I do not judge, do not sacrifice living things or worship satan. I, in fact do not recognize the existence of satan. My religion is based on nature and that everyone is responsible for there own actions. Peace, Love, and Tolerance for everyone should be encouraged everywhere. Blessed...
THIS BOOK IS NOW IN REWRITES. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR NEW UPDATES. "There's more to us than meets the eye....Zack, theres a reason you can see things, a reason you can do things that no one else can do." Spoilt english boy Zack Foster gets the shock of his life when his father dies and he is forced to move in with his pre...
THIS IS MY SPELL BOOK. When I first became a Wiccan I found that I had to do massive amounts of research to find the spells and incantations that I was looking for. Good spell books cost massive amounts of money and some aren’t suitable for beginners. So I decided to put together a book that had a collection of wiccan...
"Are you afraid of me?" His words came out in a whimper and I flinched away from him. He finally let his forehead rest against mine as he sighed. "You don't have to be afraid." Lauren fears everything. She's blocked out her wolf causing all the advantages she should have disappear. When her parents force her away from...
A girl and her brother named Paisley and Mark running away city by city, state by state. Both avoiding the same thing, a dangerous person that wants nothing but their blood. Blaine the heir to the throne of the alpha king is one of the toughest werewolf alive and is Paisley's mate loving her instantly. Paisley on the...
**Mature Content: violence/sex/language** Book 1 of the Wolf Series 19 year old Dallas has secrets, many, many secrets but the biggest one of them all may just be her most powerful asset. She's never known pack life, until recently she didn’t even know what she was. Living life as a rogue now, she is slowly comin...
First four sample chapters only. Available on Amazon, iBooks, Kobo, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords and Paperback. Growing up in one of the most blood purity conscious wolf packs in the US, Evelyn, a half-blooded wolf is subjected to abuse and torment on a daily basis. Trusting no one, Evelyn lives a lonely life of solitud...
A bond that's anything but ordinary. Max first saw his mate dancing at a gentlemen's club. And unfortunately, he's not the only one who feels that irresistible pull towards her. Dana is being used as a pawn in a very dangerous game she knows little about. But she is more than a weapon or an object, and she won't res...
This story has only the occasional swearing and mature scenes. As the only daughter of the pack's doctor and the pack's witch, Kiaya has a wolf something she thought her parents didn't know, however Kiaya is unable to shift. When she turns eighteen her life changes, her parents learn of the reasoning behind the impos...
[Sci-Fi / Fantasy / Romance ] Aurora Rosa is bonded—but not by choice, her existence is tied to a man she has yet to meet. Forced into submission because of her origin, her fate is sealed. Why? Because she is the property of Zachary Thomson. The man who owns her contract. As an Immortalia, she is nothing but a produ...
'He had pitched black hair which shone in the sunlight perfectly. From what I saw at school he had silver eyes that almost glowed and he had a very muscular chest and back. He had the facial features that reminded me of a wild feline. He was freakishly tall and almost always haunted my dreams.' Amber Hayes tries and...
“Fine, It's official, you're moving in with your mother!” Those nine little words strung together changed the lives of two girls. Sam and Mary Prince. When events occur and punishment is dolled out, Sam finds herself being shipped to live her mother and her older brother and sister. Mary, being Sam's twin, decided tha...
Maddie has grown up without her mother and father, living with Remus Lupin. Her father is Sirius Black and sometimes she wonders if he even knows that she exsists, but that is the least of her worries. Her best friends, Fred and George Weasley, are causing trouble, but not just pranks. As Maddie begins getting older s...
Cassi who believes in fairy-tales, and happily ever afters, thinks she found prince charming. But when her prince is KIA, and her fairytale turns out to have been a nightmare, leaves her broken hearted. Then she meets Cade, a down to earth cowboy, but what she doesn't know is he is a werewolf, who wants nothing more...
Two cruel boys enter the woods with air guns. But what goes around comes around. [Updated; what happened to Ted]
[ON HIATUS. MAY NOT BE UPDATED FOR A LONG TIME.] 'Her insides felt like jelly. Her mother was leaving her, and she was probably going to die eventually along with her siblings. "Mama!" Sapphira screamed. "Please come back for me!" She felt a tear roll down her whisker. Her siblings were calling out tearful farewells...
Hershy is just a simple pet, living with his brainless owner. But one day...he changes everything...and suddenly becomes a huge celebrity. Heck, you want a t-shirt? Here, here you go.
When Jaisly Marco finds an abandoned one week old kitten in her neighborhood complex, she decides to try and save it, due to the fact that she has an undying love for animals. Her efforts do not stop regardless of the fact that everyone keeps telling her that the kitten is too sick too make it. She nurtures and raises...
Copyright © 2012 "It's not something so easily controlled. Just like the sun sets every night and rises again in the morning, how birds fly south for the winter, and the sky is blue. The monster in me comes out every night to fill an unsatitionable hunger. One that no food of any kind can fill: a hunger for blood." We...
Being in slavery isn't so bad when your master doesn't pay attention to you but some people aren't so lucky. Just so happens that I'm not a lucky girl... Maybe I should try to find a four leaf clover. Too bad I'm not allowed outside. *sigh* Not that it would have worked anyway. Oh, how rude of me. I'm Claire, as you m...
“Meow!” Mee-ow!” cried the little tabby cat mournfully as the rain poured down onto the cardboard box that kept her prisoner. Mee-ow!” “Someone help me!” she cried. “I am cold, wet and lost… I want to go home!” The pouring rain had made the cardboard box wet and soggy and the cumulated water on the lid had started to...
It's complicated is about a cat who likes another cat that doesn't like her back. And her friend, Champ, likes her. It's basically about a cat who tries to be popular, have a love life, and explore new things. But, she's in a cat adoption place so it's really hard to explore things. Written by Katz
Delaney likes to keep to herself and she has a good reason to. Her family isn't exactly normal, they're not even human. They're witches. No, they're not green with ugly faces. Delaney's family is quite normal apart from being supernatural and all and Delaney loves it and wouldn't do anything to endanger her family. Th...
A kitten from the agency is given a case that will change the world. Can she handle it?
Soft and cuddly, a kitten of black fur reluctantly joined a group of S-Ranked criminals under the name of "Akatsuki". Though, unknown to the feline's owners, the cat wasn't really a cat. It was a human. A human girl with psychopathic tendencies and a hyperactivity disorder at that, How will the world of ninjas be affe...
A Young kitten finds herself living in a petshop and wishes to escape but what happens when the young kitten gets out what will she do and how will she survive the pound ?