WARNING: This book was written when I was 11 and 12 years old so ignore all the mistakes and cringe-ness LOL "Hi, are you the School Cupid?" "Yes....how'd you get my number?" "Well, I asked around and found out about someone named 'Red Cupid'. Then I asked my friend Ryan, who apparently already talked to you, and he gave me your number." "Oh...so you need help?" "Yes. I do. My girlfriend broke up with me." "Good for you." ".......I thought you were supposed to help." "Geez, I was kidding." Highest Ranking: #72 in Short Story