The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

Shrek is in a love triangle with Farquaad and Donkey....

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Peppa is playing outside when she stumbles upon a cute little house by a swamp. She decides to explore it. What happens when Shrek finds the pink pig inside of his house? How will he punish her?

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

daddy Shrek X reader enjoy🍆 (cringe warning ⚠) k so kinda turned it to like a good story. even i thought it was gonna be hella smut but idk hope yall like it if yall want a smut sequel let me know um thx for reading vote comment and yeah oml its at 99 reads as of 12/1/20 thank yall so much i did really 100% love this idea I just kinda bored and this is what i did. Miss ma'ams it is now at 106 reads 12/4/20 like uh ok so to the random ppl readong this that arnt my friends i forced to read it thank u like all of u bros. Thank yall so much um kinda bored with life again if u want a feona X reader let me know babes💞 Broooooo we now have 149 reads 12/12/20 huh 😖 like thank y'all and may ag mcdaddy be in all ur dreams. 2.4K 6/11/21 thx ig 12/25/21 Why have over 5000 of yall read this?

This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.