Advice for writing book-shaped things and getting them traditionally published. This series will cover everything from querying to agent fit, to building a platform and marketing yourself.

Just some rant type things about what not to do in order to keep your fanfiction amazing. This will include what I often find in fanfiction that annoys me.

I am asked several times each day to read the stories written by young writers here on Wattpad. As there is no way that I could possibly read and offer quality feedback to all who ask, this book is my Advice to Young Writers, based on my own 20 years of teaching writing to junior high to university students, on my 20 years of working as a freelance editor, on my publishing of two nonfiction books, and on the recent Fan Fiction Writing Class I taught online. I hope that young authors will find some good advice that will help them on their writing journeys here. Best wishes to all writers!!! :)

Sarcasm Because beating the crap outta people is illegal Disclaimer:I do not own these quotes, they are from various sources on the internet

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

FUNNY SARCASTIC ONE LINERS. ENJOY✖️

This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl

Common grammatical errors I'm tired of seeing.

the most eerie, yet interesting, unsolved cases/mysteries or deaths warning: all true stories. some may be unpleasant. - #2 in thrillers 6/8/19

There will be lots of cheesy, funny & cute lines here.