Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.

I'm a sadist.

verrryyy dark Jokes, and don't get offended by these, they are not my jokes I did not make them (mostly), so don't go raving at me.

Scenarios, hc, and more!! <3 DONE.

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

This book has all these funny, random and weird things me and my friends think up and I just wanted to share them with someone so....here they are. Some of them won't be funny, they could be quotes, cute things or stuff like pick-up lines and random shiz. WARNING: This book is rated R for Random, so if you're not a random person, I suggest you leave NOW before you catch the randomness disease. RUN!!! A/N: Not everything is my work, most of them I got from books and the internet so....yeah(:

Death shapes lives every day. But the death of Alarice's family decides her fate. Now she just has to figure out what everything means.