A little advice: No matter how hard school is, don't sacrifice ketchup flavored chips to any god, you might regret it. I'm Melinoe, average high school student in Hungary, trying to survive The Big Exam™ every senior fears: the matura. If you fail, you don't graduate, and your future is out the window. There's too much material and too little time. My friend, Patricia and I decided to help our chances by burning sacrifices to the gods. Don't ask me what came over me when I accidentally got myself engaged to Hela Odinson, Goddess of Death. THIS IS A CRACK FIC. A JOKE. ENTIRELY SATIRE. P.S. I got the world snake's name wrong, because I'm a dumbass. Don't trust strangers like me on the internet, kids. I'll go through the story and correct it everywhere if I get the time. If you see this note, it's not corrected yet.

**** Have you ever had a part of you that you tried to hide and ignore for so long to the point where you couldn't breathe? That's how my life used to be. But it all changed the day I met Abby. ****

The world is riddled with war. That is if you look close enough. Underneath the mundane light of day there is a hidden war seeping through the cracks. A war between the gifted and the mortal. Rowena, a gifted, is the leader of her dwindling side. Mari, an agent for the mortals, must invade the gifteds coven and bring it down.

The reader starts developing a crush on Rowena Macleod after she starts helping Sam and Dean on a case.

Y/N is shoved into the arms of Ms. Venable when she strikes a deal with Y/N's father. Will the relationship between them ever be anything more than hate? Will they ever discover why they're so drawn to one another? Or will they let their stubbornness and resentment get in the way of what they could have together?... what they did have together... And lastly will their love withstand, as a past lover threatens to destroy everything they've built apart.

TW: stalking, drugging, smut, kidnapping, angst, mommy kink, just all sorts of bad things, but it's Diane Sherman, so what can you expect. If you just want smut, read part 7 (Just tell me that you want me), part 14 (If you were my love), or part 21 (Can you love me only) the chapters are pretty short, so it's a quick read :) (except the smut chapters) <3

"You're quite a strange girl aren't you Ms. Jones?" She smiled. "Been told that all my life," I muttered. ⚠️ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO TIM BURTON⚠️

Your brother Sam asks you for a favor. When you get there, you find out it's to keep their witch out of trouble, and basically out of danger. You're taken aback by how quickly she grows on you in five days, and find it hard to keep her off your mind.

Y/n y/l/n is a young witch running from the war on purebloods in America. She has found herself staying with her family's friends in the U.K, the Malfoy family, while her parents fight for their lives back home. Y/n finds comfort in the elder Malfoy's and they both seem to be interested in getting to know the younger woman in a much more intimate way, particularly the Malfoy matriarch. Characters included: Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, potentially Bellatrix Lestrange, and y/n y/l/n. This story will include mature content such as kinky smut, mentions of self harm and other mental illnesses, etc. I own nothing other than the plot and the characteristics of y/n.

Setting takes place on September 3rd, 1940. Alma Peregrine and Y/N were once a happy, flourished couple, until the bomb was dropped. It had destroyed everything, the home, the kids, and they're relationship. Years of searching and worried, almost frantic mood swings had brought Alma Peregrine to a point of upmost despair as she thought that her Y/N was gone forever. Until one day, where a certain woman crosses over into Alma Peregrine's loop, causing her life to turn in a tremendous spiral of emotions and feelings, that once had been buried like the rubble of the home.