❝All you have to do is master a few steps," he whispered into my ear airily, "But it's a lot harder then you think.❞ Some people just aren't born with the ability to flirt. And by some people, I mean me. #358 in H | 10/2/16 #197 in H | 10/4/16 © 2015 citywalkers thanks to all my supporters <3 this story was made in the ice age, so if you don't like cliche's and cringe worthy romance, please, move right along.

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.