How to be the Perfect Girlfriend #Wattys2016!

❝All you have to do is master a few steps," he whispered into my ear airily, "But it's a lot harder then you think.❞ Some people just aren't born with the ability to flirt. And by some people, I mean me. #358 in H | 10/2/16 #197 in H | 10/4/16 © 2015 citywalkers thanks to all my supporters <3 this story...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...