Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

mys·ti·fy /ˈmistəˌfī/ Utterly bewilder or perplex (someone). 17 years old Selene Hope Ellanor spent her whole childhood listening to her aunt bed time stories, filled with mysteries and unrealistic events. Being a child she was, her imagination led her to fantasize herself as the protagonist of those stories, but the fantasy stopped when she reached her teenage years. Soon after, those unrealistic events that once she imitated to be living in had finally come into her life. Confused, she was introduced to the reality that all of her bedtime stories are going to be her lifetime events. After all, we are all tied to our own peculiarities. Written in TagLish