Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels himself drawn to one particular candidate, Kim Seokjin.

What is happening in the group chat of BTS, the seven member south korean boy group? let's find out right now (just so you know this book contains gay ships, memes, swear words and you know...jokes that are probably not suitable for kids) (Oof completed) •• EDIT : 17/05/21 [ yo it's me author from the year 2021, man, I can't believe it's been 3 years or so since I made this, time really flies by huh? I had the idea to read this again after all these years and... yeah I'm gonna cringe at this 10 years in the future, I'm sure. I had the idea to just delete this book so I can sleep soundly at night but that wouldn't be very fun, would it? Besides, this book carries a lot of fond memories while writing believe it or not so instead, to spare me some of the cringefest I deleted some of the filler chapters, and yeah that's basically the only changes I've made to this. aight enjoy the book now I guess ] [ oh yeah and I *might* rewrite this in a seperate book because I thought that would be fun but no promises ;) ]