｢ chaos is an angel who fell in love with a demon ｣ - christopher poindexter in which ashton is a cold blooded murderer and reckless criminal in a gang, and luke is an innocent and compassionate boy who can't help but fall in love

Alright all you Nintendo FanGuys and FanGals! I noticed there's a lot of really funny Nintendo jokes out there (aka corny af!) So I figured why don't we have a book out there of all these great jokes? But after much research I found ZERO results of there being any book like that out there. So this is when I come in! Heres a whole bunch of jokes, puns, funny incidents, or maybe even some pics! However I would just like to state that all these jokes...arent mine (pfffftt You think im that smart?!?! Funny!) As for the characters and games mentioned; they all belong to the Nintendo Company...Which I do not work at....or own.....or have any part of, besides buying there products willingly ....even tho the New 3DS dosn't come with a charger щ(ಥДಥщ) But besides that I think were good! So lets hear some really super corny jokes!

Oooo I've seen a lot of people do this! I should give this a go! Yes I take dares as well! Let's keep it PG

Mostly humorous quotes from the ever glorious OUAT

Live like Spongebob and Patrick. Laugh out loud every day without a reason. And annoy mean people with your happiness. ~Teeanger Post #4084 ~

SUPER FUNNY QUOTES FROM SPONGEBOB

Who really is the mysterious Dorothy from Kansas? What if Elsa was the one who brought her to Oz? What if Anna wasn't really that loyal to Kristoff as she seemed? Where did Elphaba go with Fiyero after faking her death? All these questions answered and more in this amazing fan fiction written by two teenagers with vivid imaginations. Frozen in Oz explores the stories of four extraordinary girls as they battle love, loss, and life. The story will leave you begging for more after each chapter is released, wondering who Elsa really is, why the Wicked Witch went into hiding, how Galinda came to be the ruler of Oz, and a fascinating mystery about Anna. Enjoy. THIS STORY CONTAINS CONTENT NOT APPROVED FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 13. READ WITH CAUTION AND KNOWING THAT YOU MAY COME ACROSS MATURE MATERIAL

"It's not just a birthmark anymore. It's an exposal to my identity." ~Shade Shade and her friends are Guardians. They live in a country called Analysia, were Shadow Dragons roam the land. Living in fear of the Dark Witch, Shade and company must travel across and save the citizens of Analysia, accompanied by Dusk the dragon. The same type of creature that's been ordered to slaughter by the king of Lyeria. But while Shade tries to save the world, she finds that someone else is after Dusk, and she learns that a loved one will be taken from her life. Will she stop it? Or will the Guardians fall to the enemies the Shadow Knight, or the Dark Witch? COPYRIGHT! Wkdqn brx iru uhdglqj!

[Watty Winner 2012, Fantasy / Teen Fic / Adventure / Romance] Stars. For millennia, humans have stared up at the sky watching them light up the night. Unknown to most, they've been watching back, protecting us and keeping us safe from dangers. However, in the land of Astron, two girls are struggling to keep themselves alive. Miriam has a dark secret, living a secluded life with all the benefits that wealth provides. While Annabell is a poor orphan with a natural born gift of getting into trouble. With the help of two handsome lads, they have to uncover the truth about the prophecy that the Elders have worked so hard to hide. They need to find each other before it's too late. Change is coming, and Darkness is growing. In a race against time, they have to find the Rising Star before it's too late. Solem, help us all. [This is the first book in 'The Lores of Lyra]