❝i've seen you around here a lot.❞ ❝i know this is the best starbucks around.❞ ❝aren't all starbucks the same?❞ ❝no other starbucks has a girl like you.❞ -- just a pinch of love #3 -- #118 in Humor (3.12.15)

❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

"I'll only ever come to love one thing, and thats pizza." "Give me twenty eight days to prove otherwise." #65 In Short Story (Dialogue category) 6/21/17 :) *old story*

After battling with a life threatening disease, Stephanie finally got the all clear on her health. She was free to live her life. She is starting a new school at the start of the year, planning to just finish high school with no problems. But then a certain asshole and his friends come barging into her life and she is thrown into a world of chaos. *Added to @humour's 'Young.Dumb.Full Of Fun!' reading list 8/8/2018* * Reached #1 on Humor's official hot list 1/1/2020*

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE [Highest rank so far: #57 in humor] "Boys. I don't understand them. At all. One of the most mysterious, misunderstood, and misinterpreted creatures of the planet. All we know is that they have a thing called the pen- -nevermind because I don't want to say that word..." *** Boys are the subject of every conversation in the girl's locker room, in the chatty hallways, on the staircase, and now, the science classroom. Kill me if that's not the slightest bit annoying. When 17 year old chatter-box and science geek, Alana-Lila Dizon hurls her beloved science textbook at the most popular golden boy of the school, accidentally almost knocks out an amazing athlete, and schools the smartest guy in school, maintaining an A-average in all the sciences becomes the least of her problems. Wesley (Wes) Sylvano is not a bad boy. He's known to be sweet, kind, and is all smiles. Everyone just loves him. Nicholas (Nick) Gray is the definition of scary. All around athlete, muscular physique, and with both a threatening and good reputation. Apparently he's nice to people unless you piss him off. Vincent (no nickname) Reid is your typical smart guy. He thinks he knows everything and that he's a genius, all because his dad is the CEO of a tech company. The jerk also doubles as a badboy, as they say. What do these boys have in common? Nothing, except for the fact that they're boys. And Alana-Lila Dizon is going to find out, once and for all, the science behind boys and why they're the way they are. WARNING: Contains 3 wild monkeys that may cause you to pull out your hair. Contains a girl with too much bad luck for her own good. May cause obsessive shipping, and/or laughing. Note: This is not a cliché...I think...mostly (cover picture is not mine, but belongs to the respective owner.)

For Michelle and Madison, the after school Tim Hortons stopover was a regular part of their routine-and a regular step for Madison's flirting strategy. But when a familiar face gets off at the same stop and Michelle can't seem to remember his name, waiting in line gets a little...awkward. Check out this #TimsColdBrewStories story, inspired by Tim Hortons' new smooth and velvety Cold Brew beverage.

(Mini-Prequel to How To Be The Best Third Wheel) Being single is perfectly fine, but when the boy of your destiny walks into the picture, maybe he's the solution to finding a boy-fry. *** In this Mini-Prequel to HTBTBTW, catch a glimpse of the seperate love stories of Lara's friends and their boy-fries. Before the third-wheeling began, there was a summer that changed their lives.

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.

|| Highest rank: #33 in humor || || 1st place winner of The Moonlight Awards 2019 (Humor) || || 2nd place winner of The Ace Awards 2019 (Humor) || || 1st place winner of Love Yourself Awards 2020 (title) and 3rd place winner (cover) in humor || She inhales and exhales Wattpad. All through her middle school and all the way to high school. Not only in the bed but also in the washroom. She walks the roads with her nose buried in her phone. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the peculiar protagonist- Skylar Lee Bryan! She is obsessed with Wattpad just as much as Wattpad is obsessed with bad boys. Enter Elias Niklaus Greene and Kevin McCarthy- the ultimate plot twisters. Suddenly, Sky's life turns from a journal stuck in a rut to a Wattpad book. What will happen when she finally discovers the deep dark secret buried in her childhood that changed her life? What if Elias and Kevin are a part of it? Read on to find out. [ Cover designed by the talented @Juhiwrites ]

Denki Kaminari, your boy best friend but you always saw him as more. Although you're not sure if he feels the same since you guys have been best friends for so long, you were there when he would get crushes and girlfriends but you always supported him. Until this new girl showed up at school, now he is head over heels in love. You felt lonely for a while until you found out the truth.