This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html and also good jokes.com most of them are for. me though now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it Have fun and thanks for reading

"The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses." - Ovid How could one person change his life so easily? It was just some dumb - well, quite intelligent, actually - foreigner that happened to live on Geoff's street. A foreigner with a funny accent, a big nose, and an attractive smile. An irresistible smile, in fact. Michael, who realized too late just how irresistible it was, denied that somehow a person who pissed him off every single day could take him for a spin just like that. And Gavin wondered the same. How could he fall for such a loud prick with baggage like that. No, that was no way to think, and that's not how he was thinking when he fell for that same personality and adorable freckles and fluffy hair. (PREVIOUSLY TITLED: HOW TO FALL IN LOVE)

Gavin Free has been close friends with Michael and the rest of the Rooster Teeth crew for years now, but he's never been completely honest with himself. He starts to notice changes in Michael's behavior, like the fact he's been out late gambling and drinking. It's quite mysterious, and Gavin's curiosity means he is soon finding out things he shouldn't be involved with. Gavin has never been a romantic and doesn't know what to say, do, or think. All he knows is whenever it comes to Michael he only wants more. After a while Gavin finds it hard to believe he once considered his life normal, especially when he finds himself with the option of having that life live forever. - cover art is by: http://fuckyeahmichaelgavin.tumblr.com -

On the night of Michael's birthday, all he wanted to do was have a few drinks, party a little, then go home and sleep. Sleep alone, to be exact. Too bad Gavin had to mess that up for him, and turn his life into an unusual romance. (COMPLETE)

One member of Team Crafting, the apprentices of Team Crafted, gets kidnapped! The two teams must seek out the help of their friends, The Creatures. However, on the journey to The Creatures, they meet a mysterious group of cats, with a certain girl in said group... One that could change their lives as far as they know it. (OC x Bodil40 and OC x Mr360games)

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Jerome Aceti- YouTuber. Bacca. Crushing on Mitchell Hughes, a.k.a; Mr. Straight. Jerome moves to Montreal, and only by pure luck is he a senior in Mitch's high school. But the prettyboy Bajan is as straight as they come, right? Jerome's Bacca-like determination causes him to pursue his crush, with the help of a certain Cactus with his own crush-problems, and to the demise of someone Mitch has kept a secret for too long. But if this unveiled person thinks he can stop someone in their quest for love, he obviously doesn't know Jerome.

When Jerome finds out Mitch is dating Ashley, he tries to break them up. Will Jerome take the chance to tell Mitch? Will he try to stop Ashley ruining their friendship? Find out in this Merome fanfic!

I was always that kid you'd see at the back of the classroom, hidden away from all of the threats that lurked behind their desks. Nobody gave a damn about me; they didn't bother questioning the bruises that painted my body, the occassional busted lip or black eye. Not until......he came along.