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He doesn't know love at all. She wished she never knew love. What if love came between them? Would he believe it? Would she give it another chance?

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE with an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios coming to Tubi. Stay tuned for film release updates! In the meantime, read the original story that inspired the film. KISSING IS THE EASY PART is published by Wattpad Books. Please order from the link in my profile. *** Being beautiful might as well be Flora Morgan's only talent. Some of the words she hates include economy class, second-hand clothes, and budget. She likes fashion, dating, not being on time and getting what she wants - until she meets Sean, who is like the clock striking midnight; he erases all her magic power. He is as mature and sophisticated as the dark roasted coffee he drinks, while she is like a lollipop: colorful, dazzling on the outside but empty calories and artificial sweeteners on the inside. The attraction is instant, but getting a kiss is only the first step. To keep their fire burning, they must accept each other's differences and decide if what they're building is strong enough to survive trials, jealousy, expectations, and the fear of becoming someone they no longer recognize.

A YA love story about the power of emotional heartbreak, the barriers in life that we may face and the actions of others close around us. Currently Featured on Wattpad! Fifteen year old Sara thought she had the perfect relationship. Boyfriend Mark was kind, patient and a person that she could turn into in times of need. When a twist of fate suddenly spoils the happiness, Sara loses him and is faced with the path of loneliness. To deal with the trauma, she keeps a book of letters addressed to Mark and keeps writing in it regularly. Through these letters, she writes about school, the family drama, the altercations with people that make her miserable and hopes for the future. Through all of the pain, the emotions and the tears, will Sara's writing ever bring Mark back? The journey of You and Me, accolades the story has received: Number 32 on the Wattpad Teen Fiction Hot List A spot on the Wattpad Featured List under Teen Fiction (Since August 2015!) WINNER of the Wattpad Spotlight Book Contest July 2014 Romance and Teen Fiction Story Competition- Best Cover, Best Romance and Best Overall Finalist in The Finished Book Contest (Reached Top 4) Mystic Writing Competition 1st place winner Featured on 'The Love Bug' reading list on the @TeenFictionCommunity profile Featured on the "Teen Romance" reading list on the @Romance profile Proud supporter of four various campaign profiles, see stickers on the story cover! Old cover by @winterloverr Current cover (Winner of the You and Me design a cover contest) by @badhabits-

A coming of age story with zombies, in which a girl, teenager, and pregnant woman endure hell on Earth in hope of finding a better life in this epic rewrite made for fans and new readers alike. Orphaned by the horrors of a cruel and grotesque world and still mourning the loss of the people closest to her, a nine year old girl struggles to survive as what little stability provided by her adoptive parents is suddenly ripped away and she's forced to endure even greater dangers and torments, her only comfort being a kindly soul willing to suffer with her. Join Clementine as she struggles to not only survive against flesh-starved zombies and sadistic captors, but to endure the relentless heart-crushing tragedies that so continually push her to a breaking point in this fan made follow up extrapolated from the actual follow up in ways inspired, conceptualized and sculpted by members of Telltale Game's message boards in an attempt to better realize The Walking Dead Game's beloved breakout character in this story of grief, guilt, pain, loss and love. The sequel to Young and Young at Heart has begun, Three Orphan Pilgrimage! https://www.wattpad.com/story/58676216-three-orphan-pilgrimage-alternative-to-the-walking Cover artwork for Young and Young at Heart by Albaharu. The Walking Dead property of Robert Kirkman. The Walking Dead Game property of Telltale Games. Original characters and scenarios property of J. Gray Dingler.

Karma is what Jaycee Meadows is good at - she and her motto, "shit happens," has earned quite a reputation at Greensville Private School. When people provoke her, karma literally comes back and bites them on the bottom in the form of Jaycee, a cleverly devised prank, and occasionally her best friend Elle. But now there's a new kid in town. Patrick Devons. And he'll do anything to overthrow and out-prank Jaycee. ••• bee-autiful cover by @LoveMyWifi ✿✿ © 2 0 1 4, Hayley M. All rights reserved.

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Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh. The thirteen short stories in this book connect and build into a story arc creating an exciting chapter book for young readers, providing a glimpse into the mind of a curious canine. But no matter your age, pug fanatics and dog lovers will enjoy the adventures of this enchanting pug who grabs life like a bone and won't let go. The Adventures of Zelda series is available for purchase in ebook and paperback formats. Learn more here - http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/

Zac Carter had spent one week out of every year at Emily Dawson's house since he was fifteen. It was the week his parents had their 'alone' time as they liked to call it. He was thinking of bailing on it this year, telling them he was old enough to be on his own for a week. Then he remembered sad, strange Emily who he's had a crush on for the longest time. That made him want to stay there just so he could try and figure her out. Follow the story of Emily and Zach as they discover that sometimes things arent quite what they seem.