The Unholy Bible (Jesus x Judas)

As every good atheist I read the bible and I was like, you know what, I want to massacre and brutally mangle this sacred text in the name of its fanfic potential, so of course Jesus has a feet kink (who washes feet for free like c'mon), I know he's canonically asexual but hey I needed some headcanons for the fic, sorr...