Are you sitting on an airport bench? Or a cafe chair? Or on someone? Are you wearing a disguise to hide your identity because the authorities worldwide are trying to find you since you're involved in a major drug cartel? Are you procrastinating homeworks or chores or both right now? Are you an extra-terrestrial being who happened to take into possession an IPhone 6s? Or you just a bored human being with nothing really fun to do and is currently in Wattpad trying to find books worth giving a shit about? Well.. wherever, whoever, whatever, or whatever you've gotten yourself into right now, you better need to lighten up your mood and check out this unordinary joke book and clutch your pot belly 'cause you're gonna enjoy a laugh trip that could probably kill you due to short intake of breath caused by too much hilarity. So go ahead and click that orange "Read" button (and keep a nebulizer close with you). 99% NOT MINE 69% Clean (lol, no just kidding) 100% funny DISCLAIMER: Some of the jokes are not mine. Credits to the owners.

"just sign the contract." he said. i was hesitated at first but now im confident with my decision. i need money, he needs a fake wife. so we both just like helping each other. ********************************* "i think i fall in love with you. it was love at first sight. i keep denying my feelings but i cant now." he said. kneeling down in front of me. tears keep rolling on my cheeks. "im sorry" i said and walked away.

"Blake Hunter" two words that would change my life forever. Hey My names Ria aka Riri I am shy and have no confidence thanks to Blake Hunter and Nathan Peters they made my life hell until Blake left and Nathan felt lost and lonely. so what happens when this jerk returns and what happens when im expected to marry him!

When 18 year old, Aria Joyce Hemmings is walking home one Friday night. She is suddenly drugged and captured. When she wakes up, she is in the beautiful Worthington Estate. Anthony Worthington is a young bachelor is seeking love in order to gain his father's inheritance. With prior knowledge of Aria, he chooses her to be his fake wife. Why does he choose Aria? Will this really work?

Synopsis: Xu Ming knew that he should be dead but he suddenly found himself in a woman's body once he woke up. On top of that, it was a married woman. Fortunately for him, the relationship between them was not good so his new life was not that bad. A certain husband coldly said, "Don't interfere with my life." A certain wife indifferently answered, "Okay." Therefore, a certain wife thought that it would be easy to get a divorce. After some time has passed. A certain husband affectionately said, "Let's have more children." A certain wife said icily, "Stop interfering with my life." Xu Ming who used to be a gang leader refuses to be a certain man's wife while also giving birth to his children. A gender-bender love story mostly talking about the husband trying hard to bend his own wife. The picture is not mine but unfortunately, I do not know who own the picture as I found it from the Pinterest. I terribly apologize for not able to give the credit to the owner. There are going to be a lot of grammatical errors and MC is a man trapped in a woman's body so read at your own risk ^^.

Rosalba Kuroriku has been tasked with delivering Agnes, one of five weapons commissioned by Zionia's Celestial Queen to save their universe from extra-dimensional invaders. But when she sets out to find an old friend who will decide who will own Agnes, she meets a handsome young man from a peasant background who teases her for her strange mannerisms. Unbeknownst to the young man, Rosa is actually a princess, but she's unafraid to fire back at him. Despite their initial annoyance with each other, Rosa and the young man develop a liking for each other. As they journey together, Rosa and the young man discover that they will play a much larger role than they ever expected. Not only will they be instrumental in saving the universe, but they will also have a profound impact on each other's lives. Don't miss out on this epic tale of action, romance, adventure, and fate. Witness the rise of a new legend as Rosa and her unlikely companion embark on a journey that will change their lives and of those around them forever. ----- Highest Rank thus far #285 in Fantasy :) - January 19th, 2017 (first rank ever- 789 1/6/2017) #44 in Action- Jan 18th, 2018. #70 in Mystery/Thriller- Oct. 11th, 2017 #1 in Spear July 16th, 2020 Awards- 1st Place in the Undiscovered Writers Awards under the category 'Light Novel' All rights reserved. Thanks to VGM Art for drawing the cover art.

Private on some chapter, Sorry :) Bagaimana jika kau sudah menikah namun tidak merasakan bahagia sedbikitpun? Bagaimana jika kau merasa terjebak akan pernikahanmu sendiri? Bagaimana jika profesimu tidak mengizinkan kau menikah saat ini? Apakah akan sulit dijalani? Tentu saja tidak jika pernikahanmu tersembunyi... Amazing cover by : kak @YutaHaragi Start Publish : 5 Maret 2017 Completed : 20 Juni 2017

Cindy Grace was an orphan living with her grandfather, Uncle, Aunt and cousin. She never had a big dream or wishes in life, just wanted to live a normal life. Her life turns upside down when her family forces her to marry someone she never wanted. She got involved in a misunderstanding and decided to runaway immediately after her marriage. Innocent Cindy turns into revengeful one to make everyone pay who wanted to destroy her happiness. Steve Blankfein was the prince charming for every girl in the city but his eyes were set on one girl who is his childhood crush. Being her secret admirer Steve never admitted his feelings to her. Steve found himself in a trouble when his newly wedded wife runsaway accusing him something terrible. Now, by hook or crook Steve wants his wife back. But little did he know she wasn't easy to get this time. Will Revengeful Mrs. Blankfein give Mr. Blankfein a hard time!?? Or he will tame her!!! Check it out. Stay tuned😉😉😉😉😉😉

"Oomph!" The sound rushed out of my mouth as the door opened before I could reach the handle and my body hit a wall. I took a step back and realized that it wasn't in fact a wall, but instead a very attractive male. I looked up at his head to see a very messy, but sexy, mop of black hair on top of his head. When I looked closer, I noticed that his hair was a very deep brown that was probably often mistaken for black. My gaze traveled downward to his eyes, where I found two deep, ocean blue eyes looking back at me. My gaze travelled farther down to his crooked nose, to which I assumed came from too many fights. My eyes finally found his pink, very plump lips, which were turned into a sneer. "You have got to be kidding me!" His pink lips said in a very offensive voice. My eyes turned questioning as I looked back up into his eyes. "Whatever, lets finish this. I, Ashton Carter, reject you, as my mate." He, or Ashton, said with venom lacing his voice. He quickly turned and walked down the now vacant hallway with no glance back. Rejection? On my first day? The first person I make eye contact with at this school, rejects me. I guess that's how this school works, if the hottest boy in school rejects you, you're a nobody. So much for making friends, or mates, or whatever they call people at this school. I shake those ocean blue eyes out of my head and continue into the office to start my new life.