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You Drive Me Crazy | PJM by miss_freesia
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Okay so description right? He drives me crazy.....and not in a good way. ...... "The coffee is cold. Get me a new one." My boss puts down the cup, after hardly taking a sip from it. "But SIR....... It. Is. An. Iced. Coffee." I said slowly like I was explaining it to a child. "No, it's much colder than an iced coffee. Get me an iced coffee at the exact same temperature they prepare it." ...... Park Jimin. Annoying boss. You name it. So what do you need to know about this story again? ____________________________________________________ © miss_freesia 2019 covercredits- @kyeoptaeaf
bitchin' || jjk by kink_tae
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The 80's were a time of choices. Which perm was right for you? What color neon would you wear next? None of these choices, however, were more questionable than a certain deal you made with Jeon Jungkook. **INSPIRED BY TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED BEFORE
Pride and Fidget Spinners by kpopfanfictrash
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Author: kpopfanfictrash , as part of the You'll Never Shop Alone (YNSA) collaboration with @underthejoon and @suga-kookiemonster on Tumblr Rating: 18+ Warnings: oral (female receiving), dirty talk, big dick (it's seokjin, duh), everyone in this fic is a brat, seokjin talks about fair lending Genre: Rom-Com / Smut / Enemies to Lovers Word Count: 18,623 Summary: Seokjin has always prided himself on being the top mall kiosk salesman. His turf, the spot nearest to the fountain, is due to him being the undisputed best in the game. At least, until you arrive and throw his world into chaos. Tumblr link: https://kpopfanfictrash.tumblr.com/post/188158341061/pride-and-fidget-spinners-m
The Monogamy Monologues by kpopfanfictrash
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Author: kpopfanfictrash Pairing: Jungkook / Reader Rating: 18+ Genre: Rom-Com / Smut Synopsis: The year? Some point after college. The occasion? Namjoon is getting married and the Rich Man's Crochet Club has convened once again. Somewhere between the drinks and the laughter, everyone has the same realization: Jungkook has never been in a serious relationship. In the name of all that is holy (Overwatch and booze), the club's mission is revived. Now though, their goal is much more perilous. Now, they aim to find Jeon Jungkook a girlfriend. (Part of The Rich Man's Crochet Club series) Warnings: making out in public, oral (male), hair pulling, jk is kind of dominant but so is Y/N, face riding, nipple play, denied orgasm, dirty talk, jk is cocky, sope wear bathrobes without underwear TW: Past borderline substance abuse, unhealthy coping mechanisms + depression/anxiety are mentioned. Yoongi is anti-toxic masculinity & encourages people to ask for help. Word Count: 42,729
The Rich Man's Crochet Club by kpopfanfictrash
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When they were freshmen in college, Namjoon began a club with his six closest friends. The one thing they all had in common? V i r g i n s as fuck. Obviously, they couldn't call the club the Virgins Club and so, the Rich Man's Crochet Club was born. Until time passes and Namjoon is the only one left. Now the Club has one, final mission: to get Namjoon laid. Word Count: 32,476 Pairing: Namjoon / Reader Rating: 18+ Warnings: first time sex (Namjoon), oral (male + female), dirty talk Original Tumblr Post: https://kpopfanfictrash.tumblr.com/post/183734292831/the-rich-mans-crochet-club
CULT  by LUNATICGOD
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a story where a boy wants to start a cult and he wants his best friend to join it.
Asshole✓ || P•JM by kakiaa_
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❝Fucking Park Jimin...❞ I cursed under my breath. ❝Now is that an insult or something on your bucket list?❞ [COMPLETED] ℌ𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔨: #1 𝔦𝔫 𝔎𝔭𝔬𝔭 💫
Our kids?! by Ilovelambskewers
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BTSs life turns upside down when they find out that their kids from the future are.....here? How will they get back? How does BTS handle their kids?....hell do they even believe that they are their kids?!
➵ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓: 𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐒 [𝐊.𝐓𝐇] by space-lattae
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𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙝*𝙩. "𝙏𝘼𝙀𝙃𝙔𝙐𝙉𝙂- 𝙊𝙃 𝙈𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙎 𝙒𝙍𝙊𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐?!" [In which a demigod (son of Ares, god of war), is trapped in his own sword for a thousand years as punishment for disobeying the gods, and is freed by you, a student with an internship at a museum. You never thought your museum's prized sword would house the hottest man you've ever met, but at this point, amidst all the monsters and the Greek gods and the WW3 threats and the mini heart attacks you get when you leave Taehyung alone for TWO SECONDS, you've decided to just go with it. After all, what could possibly be worse than this?] 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙎: 𝙎𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙨, //𝙏𝙖𝙚𝙝𝙮𝙪𝙣𝙜// -# 1st Place: Under The Moonlights Awards 2020 -# 1st Place: TMBW Awards 2020 -# 1st Place: BTS Rose Awards 2020 -# 1st Place: Ebullient Awards 2021 -# 1st Place: Bangtan Summer Awards 2021 -# 2nd Place: BTS Writers Awards 2020 -# 2nd Place: Golden Globe Awards 2020 -# 3rd Place: Love Yourself Awards 2020 BEAUTIFUL COVER BY QUEEN @VANiVOO Start: [ Jun 2, 2020 ] End: [ N/A ]
ASCLEPIUS by clucky_chicken
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•|BTS×Reader|• Asclepius (/æˈkliːpiəs/; Greek: ἈσκληπιόςAsklēpiós [asklɛːpiós]; Latin: Aesculapius) or Hepius is a hero and god of medicine in ancient Greek religion and mythology. Asclepius represents the healing aspect of the medical arts. His seven children have been gifted with the art of healing and thus became modern doctors of today who save lives. Panacea, the Goddess of universal healing and is represented by the chief of surgery; Kim Namjoon. Podalirius, a legendary healer who led thirty ships on the Trojan War and is represented by a devoted police officer; Jeon Jungkook. Iaso, the Goddess of recuperation from illness and is represented by a Pulmonologist; Min Yoongi. Aegle, the Goddess of brightness that comes from the beauty of the body when in good health is represented by a Gastroenterologist; Jung Hoseok. Aceso, the Goddess of the healing process is represented by an anesthesiologist; Kim Seokjin. Hygieia, the Goddess of cleanliness and hygiene and is represented by a general surgeon; Kim Taehyung. Telesphorus, the God of illness recovery and better known as the accomplisher is represented by a general surgeon named Park Jimin. When all the children of Asclepius gather to save lives, they didn't expect a girl who had an extraordinary ability to change their written prophecies... For better? For worse? Well, I guess you can only read and find out. Published: 05/07/20 Word count:------- Chapter count:--- (If you're a member of hybe, plz don't read ♡)