(Please Note: I wrote this thing years ago and it is not a reflection of my current work. Read if you want, but be forewarned: It is bad.) [Takes place before and after Infinity Wars, But in this Infinity war ended differently] Deadpool, Wade Wilson, the anti-hero hated by all those currently on Stark's side of the Avengers. Though a certain, unnamed Avenger, still in high school, happened to be his significant other. And that certain unnamed Avenger happened to be capable of laying eggs.