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Pale (COUNTRYHUMANS) by HickleandSammer
HickleandSammer
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"Have you noticed America has been looking..kinda strange recently?" "I wouldn't worry too much about him"
Eddsworld Headcanons [#2] by lovelesspastel
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12/16/21: everything past the 11/15/21 update is good btw, everything else before that is cringe and we don't talk about it :)
Eddsworld Headcanons by lovelesspastel
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11/15/21 update: nah what the hell is this 🤨 this is just cringe and mostly stolen idea you poor poor things eating this up </3 [Completed due to having 200 chapters] [#1 in eddsworld headcanons!] [EDIT: I read all my comments, I just never reply so don't worry :D] CHECK OUT THE SECOND BOOK ON MY PAGE :D
"no, thanks." | tomtord (hiatus) by milkiodine
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a horned, teenager brat and his medley feelings towards that one person he seemed to know about before- but cannot handle just the simple thought of it. days pass on, he finally manages to unfurl them all. though, he still wonders at what cost.
Pool Prison (TomTord) by bigdum69420
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It is the summer before senior year, and Tom has just landed a job with his ex girlfriend as a lifeguard at a public pool. Things start to take a turn when a regular at the pool is landed in 'pool prison.' I do not ship any creators behind Eddsworld, only the characters. This is just a project for over the summer, I hope you enjoy. Please vote, comment, or whatever :D
Porcelain Face | HIATUS | by UnderTale__Nerd101
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I felt happiness when I was with them. I lost all hope when I left. I relied on my cold, sinful, and emotionless heart for support. I had no one else to turn to but the one I didn't trust the most: myself. I told myself it was better to be feared than hated. So I listened. The more that quote rung into my mind, I began to be more heartless. More... crazy. That harpoon struck into one of my greatest inventions snapped me back into reality. Oh, the cold, harsh reality I that strived to run away from. I betrayed my friends. I murdered a man. I destroyed a house filled with memories. All because I wanted to be feared. The amount of pain I felt physically as I fell to the ground didn't amount to the pain that scarred me from the inside. The physical pain felt so numb. All I could feel was that feeling of pain that I caused them. That nagging feeling that I needed to repay for my sins. That shot to the giant robot restarted my feelings; the feeling of pain. It hurt so much. I didn't know how to make it stop. So I tried to do some good in the world for once. I remade my army into a force of good. I just never expected it to lead it to the three people I prayed I would never see again. ... I had to put on a porcelain face so they can go. ____________ Yay, there's angst in this story. And what is this? More improved writing? Sign me up! :,D Warning, there's going to be some heavy stuff like depressive thoughts. If you're sensitive to that topic, please turn away now. Also, I do not ship the real people. Just their characters. Thank you.
(RusAme) ~ Roommates ~ (CountryHumans) by sec0ndacc0unt
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Russia finds out that he's having to share a dorm room with the one and only America, a country that's too loud, too excited, and too touchy for Russia's taste. However, America isn't as happy as he always seems, but Russia doesn't want to play therapist for the other country as he deals with issues of his own. Can the two find love together, or will they push each other away and ruin their friendship? haha wow, that sounded cheesy lol just a rusame fic thats hopefully not too cringey! :3 also there will eventually be smut i think, but rn im just trying to make it an actual story ((Also, disclaimer!!! Some of this isn't historically accurate!!!! Most of it, actually. I'm treating these countries as my own characters, how they act is in no way how I see the country as))
Sniper by SpikeyJuice
SpikeyJuice
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When Tom finally hits rock bottom, he decides he doesn't want to suffer anymore . But he can't do it himself, so he hires an assassin to kill him within a year. Little does he know before his year is up he meets a certain Norwegian stranger who changes his life. (TRIGGER WARNINGS: dark themes of suicide, depression and self harm. Some eating disorders may be touched on.) (Cover Image was made by myself -it's pretty bad but I'd rather not steal someone else's art-)