"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." - Shirley Jackson "The Haunting of Hill House" Ultimately, this is a fan fiction about how Dr. Arden came to be at Briarcliff....ultimately.

A Sister Jude interlude. But without Sister Jude. Pure Judy Martin content. Genuine filth. Dark depravity. One night stands are rarely pretty. A walk of shame exposition. Please be at least thirty years old to read this.

Another smoky, noisy bar story - with a twist. Frank's having a hell of a night, and Jude's one night stand is not turning out the way she'd planned. Pre-canon but canon. Frank/Jude. Smut and fun and some deeper stuff.

Another Purgatory story! Yaaaay! This one is for the Monsignor, whose tainted soul needs a solid savin'. Unfortunately, he's gotta work for it...in a place that's waaaay out of his element. Timothy/Jude sloooow burn. Real slow. This one is long. And very musical. And angsty with a couple of tight Lange-style meltdowns thrown in for fun. Yeah, it's kind of weird, but so am I. Enjoy!

Could be a follow up to "Another Saturday Night," but definitely M rated. Frank and Jude interlude. Dirty jokes. Dirty language. Dirty doings. Basically smut with laughing attached.

Kit/Jude emotional rollercoaster. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll mostly cry. Lots of Thomas and Julia interaction. At heart, I guess it's a story about sex and death. But...we can say love and loss, too.

It's about perfect peace. Perfect love. Saving souls. Forgiving - yourself, and those who wronged you. It's a trip back to Briarcliff - a different kind of trip. A different kind of Briarcliff. A different kind of Jude, but still the same. Jude/Timothy slow burn. Smut's nuts (wait for it). Profanity. Adult everything. Dancing. Cooking. Kicking demon butt. Old friends.

A short, punchy, funny, smutty Kit/Jude quickie. How do *you* flirt?

It's a fill-in-the-blanks. Romance? Kinda. It's about healing and forgiving and learning. And curves. Total Kit/Jude. May/December. Funny. Smutty (big fat smut). Short and bittersweety. Canon Compliant. Warnings: Language/Adult Humor/Sexual Situations/Minor Violence (There's a barfight. No for real! A barfight!)

(Or: A Narcissist and a Borderline Walk Into a Salon) They were a match made in Heaven. Or Hell. Good thing it wasn't meant to be. Dirty thoughts. Errands. Coc-au-vin. Pre-series. Romance but not romance. Actually pretty dark. Sacrilege. Adult Situations. Language. Can we say Friendship and Romance ironically? Nay, I know not seams...