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  • Absolute Reality
    2.1K 81 11

    "No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." - Shirley Jackson "The Haunting of Hill House" Ultimately, this is a fan fiction about how Dr. Arden came to be at Briarcliff....ultimately.

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  • What's Your Poison, Sweetheart?
    478 13 1

    A Sister Jude interlude. But without Sister Jude. Pure Judy Martin content. Genuine filth. Dark depravity. One night stands are rarely pretty. A walk of shame exposition. Please be at least thirty years old to read this.

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  • Hell of a Night
    367 8 1

    Another smoky, noisy bar story - with a twist. Frank's having a hell of a night, and Jude's one night stand is not turning out the way she'd planned. Pre-canon but canon. Frank/Jude. Smut and fun and some deeper stuff.

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  • The Bimbo in Limbo
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    Another Purgatory story! Yaaaay! This one is for the Monsignor, whose tainted soul needs a solid savin'. Unfortunately, he's gotta work for it...in a place that's waaaay out of his element. Timothy/Jude sloooow burn. Real slow. This one is long. And very musical. And angsty with a couple of tight Lange-style meltdowns...

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  • Punchline
    582 20 2

    Could be a follow up to "Another Saturday Night," but definitely M rated. Frank and Jude interlude. Dirty jokes. Dirty language. Dirty doings. Basically smut with laughing attached.

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  • Birds, Bees, Boys, Girls, and Dead Squirrels
    272 8 1

    Kit/Jude emotional rollercoaster. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll mostly cry. Lots of Thomas and Julia interaction. At heart, I guess it's a story about sex and death. But...we can say love and loss, too.

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  • Hallelujah
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    It's about perfect peace. Perfect love. Saving souls. Forgiving - yourself, and those who wronged you. It's a trip back to Briarcliff - a different kind of trip. A different kind of Briarcliff. A different kind of Jude, but still the same. Jude/Timothy slow burn. Smut's nuts (wait for it). Profanity. Adult everything...

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  • The Art of the Flirt
    316 15 1

    A short, punchy, funny, smutty Kit/Jude quickie. How do *you* flirt?

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  • Learning Curves
    443 14 1

    It's a fill-in-the-blanks. Romance? Kinda. It's about healing and forgiving and learning. And curves. Total Kit/Jude. May/December. Funny. Smutty (big fat smut). Short and bittersweety. Canon Compliant. Warnings: Language/Adult Humor/Sexual Situations/Minor Violence (There's a barfight. No for real! A barfight!)

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  • Cardinal Sins
    480 17 2

    (Or: A Narcissist and a Borderline Walk Into a Salon) They were a match made in Heaven. Or Hell. Good thing it wasn't meant to be. Dirty thoughts. Errands. Coc-au-vin. Pre-series. Romance but not romance. Actually pretty dark. Sacrilege. Adult Situations. Language. Can we say Friendship and Romance ironically? Nay, I...

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  • Another Saturday Night
    254 11 1

    Jude interlude. A lockdown. A smackdown. Late night shenanigans. Hot Soup. Buttered Bread. Trash talk discoveries. (Title Credit: Sam Cooke) Profanity. Innuendo. Minor adult themes.

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  • The Answer We're Looking For
    116 9 1

    My idea of how Timothy Howard ended up in that bath tub. Praying for forgiveness. For the strength to end it. Praying for r answers. Just praying. And we all remember how prayers go... Dark. Innuendo. Sacrilege. NOT a romance.

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  • Various Storms and Saints
    405 5 1

    Unlikely friendships weather unholy storms. Remember: "At the end of a storm is a golden sky, and the bright silver song of a lark..." Mild humor. Comfort. Some religious imagery/language. Mild profanity. Minor adult themes. (Title Credit: Florence and the Machine)

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  • Paulo Avis (The Little Bird)
    144 7 1

    The Mary Eunice origin story I've always wanted to write - how she came to be at Briarcliff, and hints of Sister Jude's softer side. Pre-canon but canon.

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