Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Four seemingly random strangers all answer an ad to move into an apartment in downtown. It didn't take more than a few months before they all realize they've been hiding a secret from one another... they each have a special ability. Now they're just trying to live their lives day by day as they figure their powers, and each other, out. (Beginning/initial idea inspired by PoPS on yt)

Virgil had his own life, his own group of mismatched, odd friends. Roman had his clique and his power. The two were about to collide in one big mess. High School/Soulmate AU. Focuses on Prinxiety and sometimes side story logicality and Demus because I'm a sucker. Story completed and under revisions!!

~soulmate human!AU~ The marks that still stung on Virgil's wrists matched the ones on Roman's. The ink still hadn't dried on Roman's hand when fresh ink appeared on Virgil's. They were so close together. And yet so far apart.

[Completed] Virgil texts a number thinking it's his friend Logan, but it turns out that he accidentally texted the wrong number. Oh well, happens all the time, right? You apologize, wish one another luck, and then go your separate ways, and never speak again. At least, that's what Virgil expects, until one day, the stranger texts him again. Over time, he may find that this stranger is the best friend he's ever had. Or maybe, just maybe, a little bit more...

[COMPLETED] [Warning: Strong language used throughout the book.] He put his hand over my notebook and the other over mine. I glared up at him, his golden brown eyes catching my attention. "I can't write like this," I pointed out. "Is this all you care about?" Ryan asked. I shrugged. "Not this specifically, but yeah, I care about my grades." Ryan smirked. I swallowed nervously but refused to break my stoic expression. He leaned closer to me, my heart pounding so hard against my chest it felt like it might break out and fall on the table between us. His mouth was right by my ear, and I could feel his warm breath when he spoke which sent shivers down my spine. "Well, aren't you a little a scholar?" *** The only things Alex Moris ever cared about were his grades and his sister. However, when the boy his sister likes, Ryan Smithe, makes things complicated and causes him to feel things he's never felt before, Alex realizes that, maybe, there's more important things in life than grades and scholarships. [Word Count: 40,216] [BoyxBoy] ~#14 in the "BoyxBoy" tag on 3/5/2019~ ~#14 in the "love" tag on 12/28/2018~ ~#8 in the "lgbt" and "lgbtq" tags on 1/4/2019~ ~#1 in the "loveislove" tag on 1/12/2019~ ~#31 in the "romance" tag on 2/10/2019~ ~#2 in the "BxB" tag on 3/9/2019~

"This isn't funny, Keefe, why are we in the same bed?" Sophie shrieked, her hair like a rat's nest on her head. "I don't know, Foster, but why are we so grown up?" Keefe yelled back, his eyes wide as he felt his torso. "Mom?" asked a little girl, stumbling into the room. "Dad?" ... Sophie and Keefe wake up in an alternate universe where they are married - and have 3 kids! What will they do? ... This is strictly Sokeefe, and it will stay strictly Sokeefe. Dexiana, Flinh, and Tamella are the ships in here! Have fun reading! ... The beautiful cover is by @hunterofartemis109 , who, if you didn't already notice, is me. Yes, this is a self-promo.

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school outcasts Ryan and Alison decide to perform a vengeance spell on their tormentors. But when the spell only triggers a mild earthquake, they find themselves whisked away by the Marduk Institute, a mysterious organization claiming to be a school for wizards. However, there's more afoot at the Institute than meets the eye. With their old lives gone, Ryan and Alison begin to learn that a little love can go a long way in a desperate situation, but what will happen in our magical coming-of-age love story when an unstoppable foe begins stalking Ryan in his dreams? [Content warning: This original edition of IAGW was pre-sensitivity read, so the story contains instances of violence against LGBT and some homophobic and transphobic language.]

These are just some of my not-so-amazing drawings. Save yourself the cringe and just click away right now. Note: a lot of the drawings in this are just images I have redrawn from wherever I found it. I'm not saying all of the art in this book is mine and full credit goes to all the awesome artists who drew the original pieces. I only draw them for fun and I'm not claiming the work that the respected artists did. It was all their creativity not mine. I just redrew it for fun (and cause I have no life) please don't take any offense if I happen to have drawn your art or the art of someone you know.

Getting punched in the face might not be everyone's idea of romance. It sure wasn't Sam Winters', either, until he got a glimpse of the guy doing the punching. There was just something about his hooded eyes and fiery temper that made Sam's heart skip a beat. Too bad the guy had a girlfriend, and was about as damaged as they came. And, there was always the little fact that as far as Oak Hill knows, Sam Winters is straight, too...