What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

This is basically just a big jumble of short stories set in the Vocaloid's mansion. It started off as something I wrote for a friend to make her laugh, but then I was convinced to continue it. Also, most of these are inspired by real events. So, yeah. If I were to give this story an actual description, it'd go something like this: The Vocaloid Mansion is a place where anything can happen. Well, almost anything. This is a story that allows you to see the laughter, love, anger, and surprises that the Vocaloids experience on a daily basis. Yeah, lame summary/description, I know.

(Stopped writing this story, continued it on the next one)

things that do not exist : forever things that do not have that : love , happiness things i want to have that : see above.

Reed Hadley would gladly spend her day holed up in her room with her dog, watching horror movies or surfing the internet on her trusty laptop. Too bad she is the daughter of one of the biggest matchmakers in the business. As soon as Reed started to develop into what scientist dubbed an adolescent, her mom has been sitting her up on dates, which seem to go wrong every time. Reed is done with these dates, and she realizes that the only way to get her mom off her back is to find a boyfriend. When Reed is partnered with bad boy Parker Hunt on a school project, they can't stand each other. However, Reed and Parker quickly realize they need each other; Reed needs Parker so that her mom will stop with the blind dates, and Parker needs Reed so his jealous ex-girlfriend will leave him alone. So, this odd pair strikes up a deal. For appearances' sake, they're an item. Behind closed doors, they may fight like children, but Reed and Parker have managed to fool the people they need to. However, can a fake relationship stay fake forever?