Kreeping Kitten has quit her day job, now opting to solely be a murderer. Double-lives are too much of a hassle anyway, especially when your housemate makes a living online by offering her special services. Lethal Liznel takes a day off of being a downloadable killer for hire, planning to just watch Netflix with her bestie. Well, someone decides to kidnap KK's sister and their mini vacation kinda goes downhill from their as they're quickly recruited by a faceless entity and his legion of minions. There's just one rather simple rule to their new club, "don't leave the house unless told otherwise." Also, on Wednesdays, they slit throats.