Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Book of jokes that I wrote with my best friend! Please give it a try!!! Hope you like it xox. P.S. I know that it says one part to this book, but there is loads of jokes and I don't know how to do chapters

My heart stopped. Fiery electricity shot through my body. Why was my professor kissing me? More importantly, why was I kissing back? I brought my hands up to his neck.I wrapped my arms around his neck and felt a million emotions run through me. His arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me closer. I kissed him harder. I squeezed my eyes shut and lost myself in his arms. He pulled away for breath. “You don’t know how long I’ve wanted to do that,” he whispered more to himself than to me. He quickly pulled away from me.I stumbled backwards. I grabbed one of the shelves and steadied myself. Snape cleared his throat and looked at me. “Isabella, I am so sorry,” Snape says pulling a hand through his hair. “Don’t be… Just do it again,” I say confidently as I take charge and kiss him. After our second kiss I was backed against the wall. Snape leaned down. “Do you know what this means?” I ask in a whisper, “It means you are mine and I am yours. Forever and always.”