What happens when two complicated people with hearts of ice meet? She's the former captain of the squad and the resident bad girl of her former school. He's the quarterback of the school she's about to attend and the resident bad boy. She's bad ass. So is he. He's competitive. So is she. They're both trouble magnets. It takes a lot of swearing, sarcastic comebacks and brutal attempts to kill each other before they actually communicate. Their friends hate it but they have to live with it. Besides, no one has ever made Grayson talk so much but her and no one has ever made Harley care but him. • • • • Join the archnemesis, the fifty shades fucked up Grayson Levy and the fierce, feisty and dangerous Harley Gold, as their life takes a great turn leading to each others' arms.

"Are you crazy?!" He asked me for the zillionth time. "Yes!" I replied, hopping over another trap. "How did I end up having you as a partner?" He muttered under his breath. I giggled, "You better hurry up, rookie, 'cause I can sense hounds coming our way." "Hounds?" Before I could answer, an alarm going off stopped me. I giggled, "Time to die!" ▪▪▪ Dayana (Nope, it's not Diana, it's Dayana),more known as Ana, is your typical crazy bitch. Well, not crazy as in thinking aliens are real. More like the 'oh-there's-a-killer-I-should-go-play-with-him' crazy. Maybe that's why she's in a gang... more specifically the 'ace' of the gang. Xander is that 'cute-boy-next-door' kind of guy. He's super sweet. Most girls swoon for him, others already think their 'together' just because he's sweet to them. Most boys wanna be his friends to be with girls, while others wanna be his friend 'cause of his friendliness. Although our dear Xander here is sweet, he can't help but get in trouble himself. So when you see a girl killing someone with a candy cane (I am so SORRY for all those candy lovers out there), he is forced to join a gang which his father used to be a part of in his youth. Buuuuut, do you guys know who candy cane girl is? You already know so I won't have to tell you. {Highest Rankings- #40 in Humor, #6 in 'weird', #2 in friend-zone}

'MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PAST AND I'M HOME BOUND,' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'STARING BLANKLY AHEAD, MAKING MY WAY, MAKING MY WAY THROUGH THE CROWD.' [Dadadadadadadundadadadadadadadadadadaun] 'DADADADADADADUN....AND I NEED YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND I MISS YOU....DADADADADADADUN....AND NOW I WONDE-' 'Oh, my, god. Can you please shut the fuck up!' These are just many of the arguments you will hear in this book. The title say's it all. Noah Le Blanc, the most dangerous person in the world, make's the biggest mistake of his life when he orders his best friend Liam to kidnap someone innocent for 'Shits and Giggles' as Isabella says. So Liam picks a small girl in a hoodie. Isabella Jade. The craziest, Sarcastic, smartass, Badassed, sassiest and one of the most intelligent people anyone would ever get to meet. Did I say she was an absolute Psycho? 'Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah, Noa-' 'What do you want!' 'I had a dream that you were a duck last night.' Give it a shot

"So anyone have any pets?" I say rather loudly that an old lady turns around and gives me a look as if to say 'go smash your face into a wall multiple times, please'. Ahh don't you just love old ladies? "I have a dog called Jake." Finn kinda grumbles quietly. "OMG YOU GUYS ARE LIKE JAKE AND FINN OF ADVENTURE TIME!" I pretty much scream. "Okay who else has pets?" "I have a younger sister, does that count?" Carlos asks. "I have two and a half cats." States Benny. Aww I love cats I wish I had two and a ha- "WHAT THE HELL, TWO AND A HALF CATS?" I screamed horrified. "Why would some one chop a cat in half? That's so cruel, and why? Like I mea-" "Hey, Hey, I meant two cats and a kitten, not literally two and a half of a cat." Benny says quickly. "Oh that make more sense now." Confusing, weird, sarcastic and crazy are just a few words to describe the beautiful girl named Cassie. Her looks will draw you in but her Craziness will send you running the other way. Her only friend being a sarcastic voice in her head. That is until she meets the gang. What happens when Cassie is mistaken for another girl at her school and gets kidnapped by a gang. How will Cassie handle the awkward Situation? Will she even make it out alive? Probably not. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hey everyone, I just wanted to warn you about cuss words, bad grammar and Stuff like that. Also please do not copy this idea, I'm warning. you have a choice wether you think it is a good idea or not, not if you do copy the idea I will personally hunt you down then send my army of trained and loyal, ducks. So if you do copy, be 100% prepared for Duck attacks in your near future. Anyways thanks for giving this story a chance. : ) ❤️ Cover by: glimmersnowflakes Go check her out she awesome!

"Uh..." was all I could say. Being surrounded by five hot guys is probably every girls' dream, but this is a nightmare because... They have flip flappin' guns. ▪▪▪ Uh-oh. Dayana is now in college. But guess what? It's the same college that some old... FRIENDS go to. Despite losing memories and getting a new home, she's still crazy. But no more split-personality. Well, not as crazy as before, though. Just the crazy type that would act as if she's ignorant to every little thing. Xander is not so well. He's still sweet, yes. He's still in CBG, yes. He's still good-looking, yes. But he's not as happy as before. He knows he lost his Crazie without Dayana even knowing she lost her Sweetie. But he's patching up, he's a-okay, as he always says in the morning. Is Dayana still Dayana? Or does Xander have to find his Crazie himself? Of course, their relationship needs to contain the Sweet Kind of Crazy, so let's go find it. Little do they know, some things just aren't meant to be found. ▪▪▪ Book 2 of Sweet as Sugar, Crazy as Hell. Please read the first book if you haven't, thank you! :) Highest ranking: #1 in 'weird' SLOW UPDATES

Meet Charlotte she's known as the crazy girl.She loves her life until one-day she was singing on the top of her lungs .When she turned around and saw five good-looking men looking at her .And before she knows it she's in a van twerking.Follow her on her adventure were she will find love,betrayal and a ice cream flavor she didn't know existed.

~complete~ Charlotte is as sweet as a strawberry. She's the kind of person who will drop everything just to help you, just to put a smile on your face. She's as sweet as the sugar that constantly runs through her bloodstream, and as excitable as the rush that comes with it. And then there's Benjamin, who's as sour as a lemon. The last thing on this Godforsaken planet he wants to do is acquaint himself with her. While Charlotte is kind and caring, he's rude and vulgar, while she's friendly and innocent, he's crass and mean. So how in the hell is that going to turn out?

"I'd much rather have my head between her legs than yours." *** SEQUEL TO CONTRONYM Life is never kind to the broken. Then again, aren't we all broken? I've faced the sexists, the egotistics, the rapists, the catalysts; everyone is an asshole in their own right. Sadly, I'm maxing out on how much more hardship I can take. Griffin Riley used to be my enemy and the cause of my many headaches but now he seems to be my pain medication that takes the aches away. But nothing good can last forever. Maybe we'll be the exception. A girl can hope. But between the stress, high stakes, jealousy, fights, trials, the media, school, life changing scares, and most importantly; Lacrosse, our relationship will be put through the ringer. I just hope we aren't smushed to death.

"You have yourself convinced you don't want me, but that changes as soon as my head's between your legs." "Not everything is about sex, no matter how much I like you between my legs." "Says the girl who sleeps in my arms every night to feel safe." *** Danielle Riley has big shoes to fill. Between the expectations imposed by the people in the men's professional hockey world and the unintentional pressures set by her sister in-law, Danny has one goal: become the first woman in the NHL. For that to happen, everything has to go perfectly but Danny's life is far from perfect. A haunted past and estranged family makes her life hard long before Beckett Sampson comes into play. With a new captain from a rival college, whom Danny has already crossed one too many lines with, senior year of college just got a lot harder. One more year until the draft. One more year until everything comes together or shatters into a million shards of ice. ***Spin off of the Contronym series. Can be read as a stand alone, but has Contronym and Synonym spoilers.***

"I know I'm hot, but keep your legs closed, Mason." *** "Fuck you." I panted out at him. His mouth moved to my ear, sending a chill down my spine as he whispered. "I think the correct phrase is 'fuck me'." **** Contronym: Opposites in the same mold That's what Sylvia Mason and Finn Riley are. After moving to the highschool lacrosse capital of Connecticut to play men's lacrosse, Sylvia is faced with the pain in the ass Captain, Finn Riley. They both hate the very idea of the each other and can't even hold eye contact without making snide remarks. They both want the other gone no matter what but they also have undeniable similarities in their mannerisms. They are sheer opposites but they are also identical. He was her darkness but also her light.