((warning!: hey everyone! i wrote this when i was like 15-16? and i realized i never put a rating on this story. it's pretty explicit! (i tagged it as mature but i'm going to put in the description that it's 18+ just so it's very clear)) Orgasms. You see that word and you think it's hot...right? Wrong. What if you had them multiple times a day? In front of your class. Your teachers. Your friends. ... Your mom. Harry Styles is a seventeen year old boy from England, he was recently diagnosed with RGS (Restless Genital Syndrome) And guess who's doing a project on the disorder for his medical sciences class? Eighteen year old, Louis Tomlinson. Imagine if you moaned during your algebra test. How does the word orgasm sound to you now? ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ ╰☆╮ [© Copyright 2016 All work is property of louuuology, any duplication or reproduction of all or part of the work without explicit permission by the author is illegal] cover by protruding™ playlist for this story: https://open.spotify.com/user/axxmber/playlist/16UmEymIoHwOVdKpemDoQ7

Post-War, Canon Compliant, EWE. Seventy-thousand words of pornographic discourse between two boys-turned-men that still haven't learned how to communicate like normal people - with words. Guest appearances by Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Teddy Lupin, Gregory Goyle, the Weird Sisters, ex-wives, several Weasleys, a Boggart, and a Honey Badger.

This one is not my story! The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute that can only be undone in two ways: if the caster reverses the spell on the victim, or if the victim serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he gets jinxed by Ginny Weasley and that he's in love with Draco Malfoy.

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

" I felt simply more than something this time, more passion, more love and maybe even safety. It was as if he was always there to protect me or something. It was true love. " cake fanfiction boyxboy donutmuke 2015

Where Louis lies to his mother and says that Harry is his boyfriend and Harry goes along with it because he's basically in love with Louis Highest Ranking 19/11/18 #3 in harrystyles #4 in louistomlinson 22/11/18 #1 in larrystylinson 21/12/18 #132 in fanfiction #1 in louisandharry Cover by @larry_smilinson

Summary: In Harry's seventh year, an unexpected subject pops up on his schedule. Pre-HBP AU. "Sex Magic", Harry/Draco, NC-17 Title: Sex Magic Author: VelvetBlood Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I own none of the characters, Hogwarts, or anything resembling JKR's work.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

[COMPLETED + EDITING] What do you do when you have a crush on your new family member? That happened to Jaeden, unfortunately. But what can I say? You don't choose who you love. [i hate this book and idk why so many people are reading it] © jyattsmom [+ @castlebowers]