Arthur Heart is basically a canker sore in the mouth of society. Or at least being an eighteen year old virgin has convinced him so. In American Pie fashion, he vows to lose his virginity before graduation night—which of course leads him to strike a deal with the devil herself; his best friend’s sister, Liz. Red haired, self assured and crazy as a lark, she claims she can turn him into the man who bags their class's foxy vixen. Liz's harebrained schemes might have just what it takes to have Arthur swipe his V-card with Ms. hot and busty herself. That is, if Arthur can navigate through his destitute biological mother’s mind, keep his pitching arm up to snuff and avoid falling in love with a certain tomboy firecracker first…

Heaven is a 16 year old teenage girl. She runs away from home because of her parents who treat her like she is nothing. But when she runs away, she gets kidnapped. There goes her good plan...

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

The official fan fiction for One Direction

Book 1: Izzy lives a normal live in her hometown of Trenton. She has a great boyfriend, Jace, and a some what normal family. Her life is about to change with the introduction of a man named Mark. Book 2: Years after Izzy's tramatizing kidnapping her world finally seems to begin to click into place, but of course that's when everything starts to go wrong. Are the dead really dead? Book 3: Izzy has finally moved on from the events of her past. She's truely happy in the life she is living. But the Youngs want revenge, and they'll do anything to get it. **PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT!!!**