A joke with Cassie has actually lead me here. So here is a modern AU with Eustass Kid cause I haven't actually done one with him yet. He's a grumpy puppy as always and if you haven't searched fanart of him yet? Boy, do I recommend it. *fans self* ANYWAYS, Mature rating cause he's sassy and some lewd content ahead! Enjoyyy~! I also own nothing!

"You got two mouths traffy?"

Life has grown increasingly boring for you over the decades. Nothing seems to interest you anymore. The only excitement came from hunting and that was depressingly brief. And then the new guy came.

Trafalgar D. Law X Demon!Reader Modern AU After living in Hell for so long, you decide to take a trip to the human realm.... There you meet a small child named Trafalgar D. Water Law.... Let's just say, everything gets shuffled around after you meet him..... To the point that even deep dark secrets are revealed..... °All characters belong to Oda and all rights for one piece are his and what not. I dont own One Piece just the story, i also dont own you and your person. All art, music, and gifs used belong to rightful owners° Start Date: July 4, 2016 End Date: February 18, 2017

Why was this happening to you? The most normal and boring person on the planet? Just why?

Your only android, Sid has seen his last days... Now you have to get a new android from The Donquixote Auction House. Lets hope its worth the trouble.