Vic is completely obsessed with sex, and is completely confident that he can sleep with any guy he wants to. One day, his friend makes him a bet that he can't get a guy of his choosing in bed within a timespan of a month. Vic gladly accepts the bet and meets Kellin, a shy introverted art student, and quickly realizes that keeping that bet might not be as easy as he thought. Cowritten with @timelordgerard and @speciallittleidiot

Kellin Quinn doesn't live life on the risky side. No, he's a law student who obviously will become a lawyer and get married to a nice girl (with any luck) and have kids. He certainly doesn't expect the world's best assassin to be in his apartment plotting somebody's murder when he gets home from a holiday. Vic Fuentes - the assassin in question - does not expect him to come home early. How the fuck is he supposed to kill this bad guy now? Especially with such a cute distraction running around because it hasn't seen a gun before - let alone nine.