⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ HOT 🥵 MATURE LANGUAGE ⚠️ THE NASTY 😏

A bunch of one shots/smut that I write at 2am! So if you like kinky Marvel content, you have come to the right place my dude. IF YOU DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.... ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE FRIENDS!!! Cover not mine

I leik turtles

//Never Judge A Book By It's Cover.// this story does not belong to me if you what to see more story like this go to this link http://yuushishio.tumblr.com *i don't know why they name themselves like that but ok*.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

#shrek #daddypig #peppapig