its literally reapers creek with all of gregs spelling and grammar errors preserved. i actually had to stop myself from correcting it while typing it, it's so bad.

Nova was never really fond of superheroes. From their capes to the idea that a woman could serve as little more than a device to further the endless conflict of good and evil, you have to admit she's got a solid argument. It's a bit ironic that she doesn't like them because they seem to love her. After a chance encounter leads her into the arms of the hottest hero around, Spitfire, Nova is thrust into a world of capes and crusaders that just can't seem to let her be. Cover by @Sinadana

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.

The prestigious SHIELD Academy is home of the smartest kids, the greatest athletes, and the most interesting people you'll ever meet. The days at this school are the ones people don't forget. *Marvel Universe High School AU*

When Bobbi first heard of "The Circus of Crime" she laughed. Obviously, it's not what it was really called, but the idea that SHIELD would be worried about of bunch of carnies, she found that hilarious. When the circus steals valuable SHIELD information, Bobbi is sent undercover to retrieve it. It should be a piece of cake, but with the circus so untrusting of strangers, even a stranger who is now a part of them, she runs into roadblocks. Add in their sarcastic, slightly charming,ridiculous purple costume wearing archer watching her like the bird in his stage name, and the shadiness of his mentors, things aren't as easy as they should be.