If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

【Ｍｏｄｅｒｎ ＡＵ】 【Ｎａｒｕｔｏ ｘ Ｒｅａｄｅｒ】 Uzumaki Naruto and his wife Hinata have been married for five years. They even have two children, Boruto and Himawari Uzumaki. Everything seemed to be perfect in their life, but then things went down and Naruto finds himself falling for his childhood friend [name] [last name]. . . "[Name]...I don't know what I would do without you-" "It's alright, I love taking care of Boruto and Himawari." "That's not what I meant-"

[based on season one of The Flash] || book one of three || At the time Central City's own Barry Allen discovers he has the ability to run faster than the speed of sound, a woman from his past, Parker Sylas, returns to her hometown. Scoring jobs at both the CCPD and S.T.A.R. Labs, the two were destined to cross paths again, this time, in a way unlike ever before. started: october 8th 2014 ended: september 13th 2015

《Best Rankings - #1 in Naruto Characters, #2 in Naruto Fanfiction and #3 in Sasuke Uchiha》 "You know, I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you." I bluntly replied. "You know," he began, "You only annoy me when you're breathing." Instead of being insulted or mad, I took it as a challenge. Our eyes never left each other and he seemed to be waiting for round two. "So I am horrifying to look at. At least I take pride in my appearance." I countered, hoping he would take the bait. "What is that supposed to mean?" He said calmly, but I could feel the venom in his words. He took the bait, I smiled, I was going to enjoy this. "I don't think anyone has mentioned this but, your hair is sticking up in the back." I waited eagerly as I stared at his face, waiting for his response. Nothing. He growled, "My hair is supposed to be that way." His cold eyes were burning into mine. I gave him a once over and snickered. "I'm not saying your hair is bad, but my cat coughs up better looking stuff." ****** Being a 15 year old girl is tough. Being immune to Ninjutsu and Genjutsu isn't, but having the attention of an evil, criminal lord by the name of Orochimaru is. Being hated by an Uchiha is. Being kidnapped by an infamous criminal organisation is. Being wanted dead is. With a lot on her plate Winter isn't sure she is going to make it to her 16th birthday, but taking it one day at a time she realises that though she may have problems, other people have more. Sasuke Uchiha is filled with hate and getting darker and darker, who would have thought that a girl of all people would be the one to shine a light down his path? ****** "YES!!! Finally someone understands his character!!!" "Ooohhh. Your description of the fights are so good." "Exceptional as always!!"

Tatyianna only knows pain, from a burn accident, losing her father, and the battle of keeping her mother alive. This plus size beauty is fighting an army all alone. Until she decides to go to the one person she thought she'd never have to encounter. This story isn't about the fat girl getting the hot guy. It's about two different people finding love due to pain. The true beast has awoken.

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

In their 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, shortly after Hermione realises she is smitten with Ron, he begins dating Lavender Brown, and Hermione is devastated. As her best friend, Harry makes a brash decision and tries to help Hermione the only way he knows. The plan is to pretend that they are a couple in hopes that Ron becomes jealous, but the temporary "relationship" quickly gets out of hand. *For the purpose of this story, Voldemort was killed in The Battle of The Department of Mysteries.* started: 2013 finished: 2014

❝What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?❞ Just a couple more conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 3 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

A new school year means a new set of changes at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Severus Snape is introduced to new teacher Professor Kalina Oakblood who will be teaching Herbology as well as assisting Snape and his students for the new year, courtesy of Dumbledore. Argumentative, rude and spiteful are many words that Kalina could use to sum up Severus Snape, a hot-headed and miserable professor who has the longing to make students lives a misery. Sweet, cheerful and reliable are the many words that most people would use to sum up Professor Kalina Oakblood but not everyone is convinced. With a dark secret within and the Chamber of Secrets opening, can Severus and Kalina be prepared to push their problems aside or will it all be too late and their complications hinder their lives? *slow burn*

"What do you want, N'Jadaka-" "Erik." He corrected, making her smirk. "For someone who is so against the colonizers, you wear your colonized name with such pride-" "That colonized name holds more pride and honor than my birth name."