a compilation of the funniest comments that i have come across throughout my time on wattpad, without context.

Charlotte Blum is the newest addition to Bruce Wayne's 𝚝̶𝚘̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚘̶𝚕̶𝚕̶𝚎̶𝚌̶𝚝̶𝚒̶𝚘̶𝚗̶ family that is pretty much solely, with the occasional exception, made up of orphans. She did at least fit those criteria, actually being overqualified, having been through the ordeal twice. Semantics, really. But alas, that was just the beginning of the trainwreck that had crashed into the dumpster fire she called her life.

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the marvel/DC characters you find familiar, I only own my OC/OCS and my plot. Be aware that I am practicing, so you will notice a change in my writing from time to time. I will always go through old chapters to fix them. If they are fixed, you will not know that for sure- reason being if you ever decide to reread, then you can feel like you're reading a new story. Thank you for seeing if my story deserves a chance, stay kind to each other. Never judge a book by its votes. | Plot by - TouRoseLa | Cover by - TouRoseLa | All characters you are not familiar with belong to TouRoseLa | All Marvel Characters belong to Marvel | All DC characters belong to DC |

"Hey, don't jump. You aren't Spider-Man! I'm calling the cops." "Why would you call the cops? I'm not the bad guy." "This must be some sick prank Sony and Marvel agreed to for advertising. It isn't funny." "I'm not advertising anything. Who are Sony and Marvel?" When Nayara is suddenly thrown into a world similar to hers, she thought there was not much of it. She was just a eighteen year old girl who -without realizing - she had gotten herself into a bigger trouble she could manage. [ #2 in dccommics] [ #1 in marveldccrossover]

I wasn't suppose to be here, heck I'm not even from here. I just happened to run to fast. Who am I, you ask? My name is Beatrice Allen, and I'm the fastest girl alive. Part of the: Forces of Destiny Chronicles {MARVEL/DC CROSSOVER} {AVENGERS/THE FLASH CROSSOVER} {Peter Parker/Spider-Man} {Tom Hollden} {PART 1 - Avengers: Age Of Ultron} {PART 2 - Spider-Man: Homecoming} (SLOW UPDATES)

Since her first day of school in California, Luke Jacobson had always been by Cassie's side. Until she wasn't by his. *not fanfiction; extended description in first chapter*

She returned a different person, with a new mindset and a new outlook to match it. The girl that once cared too much, no longer cared at all. At almost 18 Sasha finally crosses the line with the police and is faced with two options. One, being to spend several months of her time in a juvenile delinquent facility. Two, being to return to Rockside - the town which made her into the bitter and broken girl that she is - for eight whole months. After the decision is made for her Sasha is sent off on her journey. A journey involving endless fights with her countless enemies, ruthless pranks, street racing, partying bad-boys, high school drama, befriending police officers, kidnapping and worst of all, murder.

An artistic playboy? Never heard that one before. - Parker Ly was a full package-intelligent, good-looking, sporty, and a bad boy. Oh yes, he was also an artist. He also had a secret; he fell in love with a girl in ripped jeans and a blue bomber jacket who only came out at night. He didn't even know her real name, but he knew he had to have her. Mae Chen wore Hollister hoodies and read books while walking to class-no one would expect her to be the dark-haired beauty who ran under the stars and appeared at only the wildest parties. But when Mae is paired up with one of Parker's best friends for a month long project, it gets harder and harder to keep up the mask. How long will she last? Parker is getting more curious by the day, but something is fishy about the girl his best friend had been partnered with. And another problem: was he falling for this girl? 「book one in the Liberal Academy series」

Along For The Ride is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Katelyn is forced to travel the US with her pop star brother and leave her soccer dream behind, she is furious - until she meets singer Zach Matthews... ***** Connor Jackson. These two words make every girl scream and beg for a chance to meet him. He's the world's biggest pop star, but for seventeen-year-old Katelyn Jackson, he's just her older brother. When she's forced to put her competitive soccer dreams on hold to go along on his US summer tour, she's unimpressed. But when she meets the lead singer of his opening act, everything changes and life on the road takes a whole different turn. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]

Pjo/hp maurauders era* mia never wanted to be a hero. she never wanted to lose her friends. so why does it seems like it's happening all over again? ----------------- a new prophecy leads mia peters into a whole new world filled with talking paintings, flying broomsticks and a bunch of handsome brits.