not mine, credits to the author and the translator. for offline reading purposes only.

After being reincarnated in his favorite game Jasper Toledo, otherwise known as Calloway Calphius, finds himself in the city he created 250 years after he logged out for the last time. He disguises himself in the elf city to find out that he has been revered as a saint, and has begun a new age of the elves. In order to find his place in this new yet familiar world he starts a guild in an age when they've become obsolete. He finds out the elven princess is his fiancé and has been waiting for his return. He adopts an oracle girl known as the cursed child. He even accidently starts a successful maid café. But when a prophecy threatens his new way of life, he'll start a war with a dark shadow that's taken hold of his new home. Follow Cal's journey as he routinely breaks down ordinary doors, makes an inordinate amount of tea, falls in love with a princess, tumbles out of trees, and faces enemies both inside and outside the Pearly City. With all this and more awaiting our unscrupulous adventurer, let me be the first to welcome you to the City of Perils. Mature warning, a city this perilous includes: Adult language, use of gamer terminology, suggestive themes, crying, blushing, tears, feelings, anime special effects, eye-patches, sinister plots, wanton cultural references, identity crisis, a flippant God, shipping, ships, tragedy, aggressive girlfriends, and pirate hijinks lots and lots of hijinks . Highest ranking in Adventure: 15 on---10/12/2017 First review: "At first, I didnt like any character, now I love them all... ...You might want to put a warning that readers just needed to survive the first chapters, because after that... FUCKING AMAZING" -RahCol Cover by: _crystallize_

this is only a portion... i just wanted a copy so i can read it offline... I started on episode 1049 coz' that's where i am now. If you wanna see the rest go to lightningfastbullshit.com. That's where i got this also... If you want it offline, download the wuxiaworld app at wuxiaworld.co (all english translated Chinese light novels are there.)

Synopsis ---------- All he wanted was a simple life, but fate toyed with him his entire life on Earth. Every time he would be close to getting a job, bigger powers would prevent him from doing so. Now, he is reincarnated into a world of immortals where only the strong can speak and a life of suffering awaits him. He is Shang Shi and he is just another untalented child of the great Shang Family. Read as he rebels against his decided fate and protect his loved ones in this harsh and unforgiving world! --- This is an unedited work, if you spot any mistakes or have any suggestions, or if you want to tell me anything, please post a comment! if you like the story, also please recommend this to your friends and post a comment! thank everyone for reading! --- Hi, i've made a discord server for us to hang out and play games! please join it! https://discord.gg/XkxdyeA