*waves goodbye to childhood*

SpongeBob and Mr Krabs Get in on a BDSM relationship.⚠Sexual⚠

I wrote this at midnight solely for comedic purposes, I hope you enjoy! ♡ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑: I do not own any of the characters and do not claim them. The characters are: 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮 𝐌𝐢𝐲𝐚 from 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮!! and 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐁. 𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 from 𝐁𝐞𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞

Shrek, a well known prostitute, is about to get married to his childhood lover, Obama. But then, one of his clients changes everything. What will happen to his relationship? How will he clean up this mess??

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

V sad.

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ? Will Satan get in the way of true love ? Guess you'll have to read to find out

A short story of how Dora got pregerz. Many adventrz in dis boook Enjoy eet or else. Btw the grammar is going to be horrible. I made it that way though what u gon do about it (Photo credit: Unknown)

Bernie is the only person that understands him. Bernie is the only person that makes him feel like the Mexicans don't need a wall. Donald is scared. He's never felt those feelings before. He always thought love meant a man was paying for a woman to have sex with him and take care of their children. Donald learns love means something else. Love means Bernie.