you was a normal till you was strolling through the supermarket then when you looked down you see a potato, the potato was the most handsome potato you ever seen then when the potato rolls over you see the beautiful face of Tom Cruise you immediately take the gorgeous potato home...

Short story collection Glossary: 1. Its a song i wrote about potatoes! Its random (this one is revise) 2. Decided to put this potato story in here as well It does not make sense (this one not so much)

yes...just yes

Warning: will make you cry

Once a potato was born. She was a cute potato. Then she died *le sobs*. The end

A scientist tells a potato that she is, in fact, not a potato, and things escalate quickly.