The ORIGINAL list of Reasons to Stay Single. Also includes reasons to NEVER reproduce with males, reasons to not care about the male loneliness epidemic, reasons to let the XYs go extinct, reasons to not care about male's mental health, and reasons you're better off staying the FUCK away from the male species. TW: Some stories contain mentions of SA, death, abuse, and child loss

Izuku: ohmygod Dig: he's doing it again Izuku: ERASERHEAD??? Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this? Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him ~Alternatively~ Izuku is "accidentally" added to a chat full of U.A. staff and is subsequently adopted. Immediately. What could go wrong? *UPDATES WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT CUZ I GOT D E PRESSION