"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

This is currently done unless i decide to do more in the future, it's kinda boring for me now and i just don't have a drive for horror like the scrub 13 year old i once was. so enjoy this. About this Story, id say its crap, there are a few good ones, but there are a few joke parts in there as well (for instance: Cat). Thanks @LittleWolf808 for the cover.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

Swallow is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Mildred wished for death on her bullies, she never expected a demon would possess her and make all her dreams come true...but is it worth her soul? ***** After years of torment, Mildred, a meek high school student, is determined to seek revenge against her bullying classmates. She intends to curse them with dark magic, punishing them for their cruelty - but in the process Mildred accidentally opens herself up to a terrifying demonic possession. The demon inside her is only too happy to fulfill Mildred's vengeful desires. Bodies start turning up with parts missing, eaten as though mauled by a wild animal...or perhaps something darker. Powerless, Mildred realizes that the murders are changing her in more ways than one... Content and trigger warning: This story contains scenes of violence, psychological abuse, and gore. [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]] Cover designed by Jay Flores-Holz

You run a small company that has been your dream your entire life. Though you are preforming very well, there just isn't enough work to stay above water. Your last hope was a potential contract with a huge company to do a complete redesign of their internal IT procedure. On the day of that important meeting you catch the eye of a very dangerous individual. Can you survive the Devil's Favor? (Characters, Plot, and Concept are all of my own design. I DID NOT CREATE ANY of the art. Most are screenshot's I'd saved to my phone so I cannot credit. Will credit original artists if/when I find out who they are. Also please excuse any minor detail changes from the photos, as I said I didn't create the art so it wont fit perfectly.) **THIS IS NOT A HEALTHY REPRESENTATION OF ROMANCE. LADIES, DO NOT LET A MAN EVER DO THINGS LIKE THIS TO YOU. IT'S NOT CUTE, IT'S NOT SEXY, IT'S NOT HEALTHY. This fic is meant to be viewed in the same light as a horror movie. A way to SAFELY enjoy the thrill of something you should NEVER ALLOW IN REAL LIFE. This fic has horror tags for a reason. THIS IS NOT WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE.** Please Enjoy and let me know what you think. (: