i have risen from the dead from the coffin of the hetalia amino which also became my hotel room

Please enjoy this low-quality 12th-night spin-off. Don't get caught up in my Shakespearean vocab and grammar. This is wattpad and I am not a linguist. Enjoy!

"Don't call me a villain, that's so bourgeois." I, Declan, am not a villain. It's so bourgeois. Like, what makes a villain? The costume? The laugh? The moustache? Well, I don't have any of those, at least, not the moustache. I am what you can call an 'Anti'. No, not the anti-hero, it's still got the word hero. Why's everything got to be so black and white? For example, the media seems to believe that if you're the one going against the person who likes to rescue cats from trees, you spend every waking moment only doing that; plotting their demise. Well, newsflash, I'm actually a human being! I have obligations! I do my own laundry, my own shopping, my own cooking! We don't all have little henchman, idiots. So, as a way to prove the media imbeciles wrong, you get to follow my exploits in the modern world. But don't worry, there's more destruction than you might think. epic cover was made by @hestians

DANNY DEVITO, A MINION, AND REEDSKIDOODLES, MY OC, DO NOT STEAL

"Mine Own Blood Did Sweat and Tears" "Mine Own Lasteth Danceth" "Doth"

will the irs catch him? read to find out

Bleach was a happy man. Until one day....

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash the car again. He thinks of asking the narcotics division, but that would never work. With a sigh , he opens up his contacts and begins to send a message to a man known as Risotto Nero. *Cover was made by Poofyinator*

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, nor do I claim to. I will take this down if requested to do so by the original owners of this intellectual property. Author: Otaro Maijo, 舞城 王 Alternative: Joji Josuta, ジョージ・ジョースター Year: 2012 Original Language: Japanese

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