Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

what have i done...

Shrek thought fiona was the love of his life until he met a poor stable bean and had some serious thinking to do about what love was and what he wanted to do..

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS FUCK YALL SHIPPERS ARE SCARY PLS NO HARRASSING ME ABT HAVING BAKUHOE AND IZU FUCK, ITS SCARY)

this is just another dadzawa fanfic, I don't own BNHA, but I love love love love love love it!!!!!!!!! Izuku Midoriya is the son of pro hero eraser heard. His mother is the daughter of number one villain All for one. She does not know of this fact though. As Izuku grows up he learns his quirk is similar to erasure head but is slightly different. He can pretty much defend against all types of quirks including mutant by paralyzing the whole being and can suppress more than 3 people at a time. When his mother is murdered by an unknown villain 8 year old Izuku is adopted by erasure head. Both not knowing they are father and son. But what will happen when he starts developing new quirks. A slightly mutated quirk that allows him to develop new quirks, something he inherited from his grandfather. (I was thinking about this allot, they said All for one is almost a hundred years old)

I was bored one day and wrote these, some are short and some are longer. They are all weird and funny though