Heaven and Hell do exist but when you die you get to choose in which you go. You jokingly choose Hell and when you arrive you hear Zalgo say, "Finally someone, a friend!" Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Creepypasta characters I only own the story. I got this idea from a story I was reading, the author wanted someone to write this for them so I thought I would give it a shot. Warning: There are some scenes that may offend some readers. I will do my best to warn you at the beginning of the chapter.