History Humor

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Ripped Away (Encre x Fallacy)

When Encre moved to Underville, she wanted a fresh start. She was a young French artist, and planned to paint for the royal family! But, sadly, things don't always turn out as we plan. Sometimes, we must make mistakes before we make good decisions. But sometimes, people give up. Encre is one of them.

Perfection

America often hears about how fat he is, and how he eats too much, he usually shrugged it off, until he saw the number on the scale go down, and down. •eating disorder• •USUK• WARNING! THIS IS TRIGGERING! Do not compare your weight to any weights in the story if you choose to read it! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU ARE GOING...

Angel in the Dark

How long can America keep up his facade until it crumble? When did this self hatred start to develop? Will he ever go back to his optimistic self? *WARNING!- Contains self harm, anorexia, abuse, depression, suicidal thoughts

Strong, Truly Strong

Strong: Being able to withstand great force or pressure. America was strong. His parents had abandoned him, he always was blamed for things, and was always able to withstand all the insults that the countries threw at him, but it hurt though. He was strong. But many of the countries didn't know that. But when a world...

A Hero's Diary!

America is the coolest and happiest country, when he's around the other countries. One day when America is out sick the Countries get their hands on his diary expecting to find little notes about crushes or how McDonald's has the best burgers, but the deeper they went the worst it got. WARNING THERE IS LOTS OF TRIGGER...

Facades [Hetalia AU]

When you see Alfred F. Jones, the anthropomorphic representation of the great and mighty United States of America, what would you truly see? A talkative fool surrounded in a cloud of idiocy and gluttony. Nobody would ever expect that the man, a superpower, was hiding and running away in a mask that will eventually bre...

(RusAme) ~ Roommates ~ (CountryHumans)

Russia finds out that he's having to share a dorm room with the one and only America, a country that's too loud, too excited, and too touchy for Russia's taste. However, America isn't as happy as he always seems, but Russia doesn't want to play therapist for the other country as he deals with issues of his own. Can th...

Tomtord oneshots

This is gonna be a mostly fluffy collection of tomtord oneshots. If you Have any prompts or a request for what kinda of oneshots I should write let me know in the comments!

Cat Eyes || Tomtord

~After the end~ Tom drank heavily in "celebration" of shooting Tord with a harpoon. Unfortunately, he overdosed and died. The afterlife wasn't what he thought it'd be, if you could even call it that. He awoke as a kitten. Somehow, he finds himself in Tord's care. Warning- Strong language, gore, lime (just kissing). Hi...

A Little Magic

When a transfiguration spell of England's goes wrong, an over night stay at America's house may turn into a longer visit for the nations. And Russia and America may give some of them a bit of a surprise. A Hetalia Fan-fiction. Cover art does not belong to me.

Swim with me (Countryhumans rusame Discontinued)

(yeah no. I'm not finishing this book) halla my dude's this is my first Countryhumans ship story! yay....this is a mermaid AU and it's going to have some of my art ok.....this is going to be cringey TwT Warning! this story will contain Gay stuff suicide attempts (only one time ok don't kill me pls) lots of language ...

The Stars Between Us (rusame fanfic)

⭐️⭐️⭐️ A rusame fanfic dealing with long distance relationships and the trials that come with them. ⭐️⭐️⭐️

7 days close to yoυ- Countryhuman love story ~rusame~

Lmao why are ppl still reading this it's been like 4 years Achievements: 19/6/19 - #3 rusame

Fireworks [Klance AU]

#76 in #klance What is a little Korean boys first thoughts on a new Cuban boy that decides to show up at his school with only a white board and dry erase marker. He didn't even think that far into it until the teacher asks a favor of him. - Start: January 21, 2018 End: December 18, 2018

The Klance Act

a COMPLETED klance story with detailed smut.

Cold Rain [Gruvia Fanfiction]

Juvia Lockser, a Water mage, finally made her resolve, that she is going to give up her love on Gray Full Buster, an Ice Mage. She became Juvia the rain woman that she used to be. Gray's rejection on her last confession strikes her the most. Half of her believes on what the Dark mage said but half of her believes in h...

Finally [GrUvia FanFic] (EDITED ^^)

Juvia thinks that it's time to finally give up on Gray. A past experience made her realize all the effort she put her heart into just for him. Only for him. "It may not be easy at first but, this is for Juvia's sake. For my sake. And probably for him, too."

Married at Eighteen [NaLu] Book 2! ✓

-highest place: #406 in fanfic [092617] Read as Natsu and Lucy's feelings become deeper the more time they spend together, but there's one problem though -- Lucy's parents have decided to have them annulled. P.S. This beautiful cover was made by : @secretlyuchiha♡

Married at Eighteen [NaLu] ✓

Highest ranking: #100 in fanfiction [051317] » who knew two strangers getting married from an arrangement could eventually fall in love for real ? started : Apr.16, 2015 ended : Mar.04, 2016 (for book 1) ended : Dec. 19, 2018 (for book 2) √ 1M √ 2M [ jul.15.17 ]

His Favorite [TomTord]

The Red Army has made their move years ago, War raged throughout the world against them. Nothing worked with the combined government powers. They were useless. The Red Army has conquered most of the eastern side of the world, the western side still struggling to remain free. In England, they struggled to keep themselv...

Taking Hits | P. Parker

Peter has been living in an orphanage for almost a year after Aunt May died. His only escape from the now miserable life he lives is going out as Spiderman but no one can know who he is. The Avengers are sent to catch him on his patrols and unmask the young hero. How will he keep this secret if the ones who are after...

Kirito x Reader

Your stuck in the virtual world of Sword Art Online. You were a beta tester but things were different. *I do NOT own SAO and you but I own other things like the story line and some of my OC's* Peace out and I hope you like it. Love Ya ❤(ӦｖӦ｡)

Missing Nin

The Fourth Shinobi War was finally over and Naruto was unsure of what to do now. Hinata and him were scheduled to marry soon, but Naruto caught her cheating on him. And everyone seems to be moving on, leaving him behind. What is Naruto to do?

I'm F.I.N.E.

(Cover art is not mine.) America is F.I.N.E.. It's an acronym. People assume that when he says it he's really okay, and doesn't need help with anything. They're wrong. His friends all see him as the happy bubbly boy he acts like, but he's not. He's a teen with severe problems, who's dad doesn't believe in therapy. He'...

The Crimson Fox

"Kitsune" A.K.A Naruto, the greatest leader the ANBU has ever seen, is graceful, silent, and DEADLY, disposing of his enemies in mere seconds. He has killed thousands of enemies in a giant spray of blood, earning the nickname, "The Crimson Fox". Only the ANBU and the Samdaime Hokage know his true identity. One day th...

Ways to annoy Ciel and Sebastian

I'm going to tell you how I do what I do best.........Annoying Anime Characters(or people in general)

Anime Pick Up Lines

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

Silent genius

What if Naruto wasn't as dumb as he acts? What if he wasn't as unskilled as he displays himself as? How would Naruto react when he was pushed over board?

Naruto: The Orange Assassin (Assassin's Creed/ Naruto Crossover)

(Note -12/2/2019-: This story was written when I was thirteen. It is cringy and has a number of grammar errors I'm to busy to fix. If this story isn't your taste feel free to look at some of my other books. Should you brave this story and get past the cringe and errors to see the passion I put into it, then thank you...