When Gandalf came to you, asking if you'd like to join The Company of Thorin Oakenshield on the quest to take back Erebor, you gladly accepted. You soon find out your childhood best friends, Fili and Kili will also take part in the journey. Since you and Fili are the same age, you've always been very close. When you see him again after years of separation, you realize he's more than just a friend. You are a half-dwarf (part human, part dwarf). (+ FILI, KILI, AND THORIN LIVE!). Characters and plot credit to Tolkien.

I am very sorry you all have to witness this atrocity of a book. Do yourself a favour and just pick something else to read. I can't defend myself. If you continue on after this warning, I won't be liable for your actions. Also, please stop commenting on the lack of punctuation. I am well aware.