so it begins at dawn. first, perfectly aligned windows. next, perfectly aligned stars.

Jimin accidently ends up texting a science major instead of his best friend. Jimin: Tae! TaeTae🐯💜: Who's this? Jimin: Tae, stop playing dumb. It's me, Jimin. TaeTae🐯💜: I probably read that wrong because I'm suffering from a veisalgia, but the fuck is a Tae? Jimin: Tf is a veisalgia?

"I don't think you do, Jimin. I'm not who you think I am. I'm . . . a boy."

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

"How about I give you 50 and you give me a kiss on the cheek?" where yoongi uses an online website to create the ideal boyfriend which happens to be park jimin.

Jimin: *New picture attachment!* Unknown number: !!! Jimin: thats what you're gonna say tonight hobi baby ;) Unknown number: WTF WTF WTF hobi baby is going to be very disappointed lol did you get circumcised with a chainsaw

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.