Tom wasn't good at a lot of things; keeping friends, being nice, staying sober? Nah, forget it. But dressing up and pretending to be a girl? Now that might be something he can do. [Maidcafe fic] Featuring- * Tom's non-existing gag reflex * Tord's hentai fetish * Edd's unwavering patience * Matt's vanilla ass NOT featuring- * My will to live - This was half planned in 2016, but I didn't start writing it until 2018. The two-year wait doesn't make me hate this any less. Enjoy you, filthy sinners. - "The original femboy Hooters."- 2016 - Achievements: 🏆1# Maidcafe 🏆1# Smutmaybe 🏆2# Eddsworld 🏆1# TordTom 🏆1# Ocs 🏆1# TomTord 🏆3# Cross-dressing

Tomtord 'one shots' Parts: 11 Total word count: ~303,168

Tom is frustrated with not being able to understand Tord when he insults him in Norwegian. After an argument, he sets off to learn as many Norwegian swears and insults as he can. However, the word Tord has reserved for him does not appear to be an insult. This is my first work, and it's purely for self indulgence. I'm sure this has been done before somehow but I really wanted to see it and couldn't find it. So I wrote it myself. Be kind please. Also all Norwegian is provided by google translate lmao

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Tom's seen Back to the Future and he's pretty sure none of the characters in it get dicked down by the hot army leader of his fiancé who has no right looking as good as he does in that uniform. Thomas is so fucking ready to get dicked down by his husband's past self and shit if he isn't using this opportunity to get fucked. *** note: ~ contains TordTom future ᴛᴏᴍ/present ᴛᴏʀᴅ present ᴛᴏᴍ/future ᴛᴏʀᴅ|red leader present ᴛᴏᴍ/present ᴛᴏʀᴅ future ᴛᴏᴍ/future ᴛᴏʀᴅ|red leader ~ all characters are 18+ ~ disclaimer: all characters in this fic are just that, characters, with no reference to the real people

NSFW/KINKS/GRAPHIC TordTom

Tord has been having some secret feelings about a certain Jehovah's Witness. But he doesn't know how to reciprocate his love, so Edd and Matt decide to go on a trip with only the four of them... What will happen when Tom finds out? Will these enemies soon become lovers? May contain: Mature language/ and some vulgar acts (High School au) (Now discontinued)

READ THIS DISCRIPTION BECAUSE IT IS USEFUL AND I AINT RE-WRITING IT INTO A CHAPTER FOR YOU LAZY PEEPS This is a somewhat TomxTord story! Don't like it? Leave. I have written their names a bit differently, but I hope you don't mind. If you do, go away! Tom - Thomas Edd - Edward Matt - Mathew Tord is just... Tord. •{WARNING}• This contains war, blood, maybe gore?, and most definitely TomxTord! I warned you.

Through thick and thin love always finds a way. Tord feels bad for every wrong doing he's ever done to his three friends. No. He's sorry for everything he's ever done to one certain Jehovah's witness. Not that he'll ever admit that though. Just as Tom would never would admit that he actually enjoys the communists presences. Nor would he ever go as far as to show he likes Tord in any way. But what will happen when Tord comes back to fix his mess? Would all of Tom's and Tord's hard work just crumble down and perish? Or would something finally spark after all the years. Would one little gesture ignite the flame?

(also tommtord highschool au, the non-capitalization is intended) tord was highly loved by the school. he had everything. tom was shunned. he had next to nothing. and they both hate each other, something they have in common. what happens if these two would pair together? would it be a disaster, a success, or would they just leave the past behind and pay no attention to it? *THANKS TO @readingismypurpose for that bootiful cover. MANY THANKSSS