Hadley Born was... a really messed up chick. Not that you'd believe it just by looking at her. She was cute, clean, obviously well off. It wasn't until her source of income fell short that she had to come up with a new plan. It was all sort of down hill from there. Considering she ended up meeting... Deadpool. But to her astonishment, it wasn't the first time they'd met.

Olivia S. Grant is a firm believer that love is for chumps. Love is nothing more than a device used by Hollywood to sell tickets to the lonely and pathetic. The fact that she is one of the most prolific Rom-Com screen writers in Hollywood doesn't help matters much. Ryan Reynolds is a carefree actor that lives for the laugh and to torment his best friend Olivia, who he lovingly refers to as "Icebox". For a woman that made a living off of selling love stories, she was about as jaded, if not more so, than he was. After a night of celebration and heavy drinking, a deal is made that could change the course of their lives forever. Could Ryan find a man to defrost Icebox's heart in time for her birthday, or would he step up on the auction block and get sold off the highest Letcher..er..Bidder?

You were another individual who was promised something from the terrible organization that was Weapon-X. Going into it you thought nothing of it, but once you were exposed to the true horrors of the organization and what they did to people for their own personal gain, you were sickened. You were finally able to escape to America with the rambunctious Wade Wilson when he lit the anti-oxygen chamber he was trapped in on fire. *Based more on the Deadpool movie than the comics, I also have no rights to either of them* **Cover art is NOT mine** ***MILD SPOILERS***