expect plenty of smut, some fluff, and an awful lot alan! (n)sfw warnings are mentioned at the beginning of each chapter. i don't own harry potter, all rights belong to j.k. rowling. have fun reading xx

Hans survives his fall from Nakatomi Tower and escapes the police. You're on your way home from work when you see him bloody and battered. Normally you would never offer a strange man help in the middle of the night, but it's Christmas Eve.

There's more than one way to get what you want with a gun, and Hans knew each and every one of them extremely well.

Just a bunch of one shots and stories of my favorite Alan Rickman Characters! Characters X Reader Colonel Christopher Brandon 💐 Hans Gruber 🔫 Harry Trevor 💍 Judge Turpin 👨‍⚖️ P.L. O'Hara 🎭 Severus Snape 🐍 Sinclair Bryant 💵 Sheriff Nottingham 🥄 Alexander Dane 👽 Metatron 😇 Elliot Marston 🤠 Lionel Shahbandar 🦁 Started (12/6/20)

Lionel x reader - (slow burn) Enjoy :)

Hans Gruber spends one last night with his lover. This story begins the day before the events of Die Hard, and we get to explore a different side of the villain of the story. A brief warning (shouldn't be a spoiler if you've seen the film)- contains subject matter of death, graphically depicts anxiety/panic attacks and grief, and contains explicit content. The first couple of sections are quite pure- it gets a bit "spicy" in chapter six (vi) but the only explicit content is in chapter seven (vii). You can feel free to skip over that if you'd like :)

Hans Gruber is a man on a mission. 640 million worth of bearer bonds is the goal. His only obstacle? Her.

"After that night at Nakatomi plaza you never expected to spend a weirder and most thrilling Christmas eve. But the universe had different plans and as you entered the ballroom of the palace you met a very familiar face. " Disclaimer: Hans isn't a character of mine the fanfic is inspired from the movie Die Hard.