Meet Fay Valentine, a spunky rough necked troublemaker who has watched over her childhood friend since she saved him from a couple of bullies in 3rd grade. Nerdy and bully-magnet Austen McKennzie had never been too far away from her for too long, everyone thought it was impossible! Than all of a sudden her geeky childhood friend decided to fly off to Europe in god knows where, leaving her behind over summer vacation. Than suddenly a hunk-of-burning love shows up, claiming to be geeky Austen..wait what!?

*written in 2012 at 14* Book 1 of the Assassin-Napped Series. New Summary! New Cover! Raven Perrin has many faces. So many faces that it's hard to keep track of them all. She's 19 and she doesn't know who she is. The job has taken over her life. Being a Snakehead runs in the family. It was in her blood to be a stone cold killer. Then why is it that she's more comfortable in a classroom than in headquarters? Why is it she feels more like herself around the teenagers she's lying too, then her own parents? Why is it that the first time she killed someone she cried herself to sleep? Raven hates this life. She doesn't want to be an assassin. And the one night she throws all her training out the door is the same night she gets kidnapped. If she wants to make it out alive, Raven must team up with a man she's suppose to hate, a man who goes against everything she believes in... A man who wants to get out of this life just as badly as she does. This is the story of what happens when assassin's get kidnapped. *TRAILER INSIDE*

*written in 2012 at 14* *Follow my new account for the new version of You Can't Cuddle With A Zombie titled: Back to Life @InTheClouds1020* "My boyfriend went to Florida and came back a zombie... I can't cuddle with a zombie!" Ella Masson is breaking down. When her boyfriend, his family, and his best friend die in a plane crash, Ella loses a part of herself. She doesn't want to talk to anyone. She skips school and just stays home. She has an attitude and blocks anyone who tried to help. That is, until her boyfriend and half the town came back from the dead as zombies. The only survivors from their home town are Ella, her best friend Alyssa, Alyssa's cousin Jeremy, and his best friend Dominic. Now they're on a race to find safety in Washington D.C. But it isn't going to be a smooth ride. With lying ten year olds, murderous FBI agents, and unspoken feelings, the teens start thinking they're way over their heads. This senior year, finding a prom date was the least of their worries. Join the team in this thriller about friendship, love, and man-eating zombies. *Trailer Inside!*